Originally Posted by
branko_76
No squirrels but while riding down a residential street the other day, a bird crapped on my handlebar stem. I didn't see it but this was not a small bird. Had I been going just a tad bit faster, ....never mind....
That sounds like the time that one of my former employers was dressed to the nines for a black tie outing, later that evening,and he went outside of his house to observe a flock of honking geese flying overhead and got a massive load right down the dress shirt, No face painting thankfully.