Originally Posted by
Lazyass
That club should require everyone to have bells on their bikes. Ring the bell when you're drinking. Or scream a warning at the top of your lungs.
How about a whole system of rings:
1 Ring - drinking
2 Rings - pulling shorts out of butt
3 rings - sweat in my eyes
4 rings - pot hole
5 rings - pulling off the front
6 rings - dog ahead
7 rings - car up
8 rings - car back
Everybody must have a bell and use the above system. This would make for a most tranquil riding environment. As bad as this sounds, it wouldn't be any worse than some rides where they are yelling at every possible potential obstacle.