khatfull, you owe us a bigger picture of yourself.
I'm really enjoying this thread. nlerner is exactly as I picture him. Sixty Fiver looks even more humble than I pictured him, and I don't even know what I mean by that, but I mean it in the very nicest way.
I don't know where any recent pictures of me with a bike are, though I know there are many. Here's a very old one. My riding partner shot this while on his bike. Not bad. The fuzziness is because I scanned this old, abused print, not his fault. I think the year is about 1982, and I was 21 years old.
Note the Huret Multito odometer on my front hub.
My butt has grown since this picture, much of my hair has fallen out, and my nose has surely gotten larger.