It's too bad all our vintage bike shows will be cancelled this summer due to COVID 19, otherwise I would probably have found most of these awesome recommendations. Oh, well I will suffer for now until I can get to them next year. I've never heard these terms before but I love them and will think of them each time I ride
"A saddle that it perfect for me, might be the butt perch from Hades for the next person"
"Ass hatchet"