Originally Posted by
tomato coupe
Buy a couple of dog toys and cut out the "squeakers." Put one squeaker in each shoe. You can estimate the applied force from the sound made by the squeakers when you mash on the pedals. Calibrate with bathroom scales.
Many years ago I lived next door to a woman who had toy dogs who barked all ****ing day. Cutting out their squeakers is a good idea but putting them in my shoes would have been messy.