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Old 07-17-14, 02:45 PM
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You can read all about it, see the guts, and watch a nice video at Kickstarter where they are seeking funding. Look at all that ground clearence with no chainrings. I like the gearbox, but I'd prefer an exterior chain.
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Has this one ever been posted? It takes a few minutes to see all the trinkets. Oh my.







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Originally Posted by SquidPuppet
Cheapa$$ drunken porn.

Sweet - 19 year old me is ashamed he never thought of that.

Originally Posted by seau grateau
How about more bikes and you go cry somewhere else.
But I like crying HERE.
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Old 07-17-14, 02:51 PM
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u mad bro?


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Sweet - 19 year old me is ashamed he never thought of that.
17 year old me DID think of that. The cops at the park on 4th of July didn't think it was cool though.
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Old 07-17-14, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by SquidPuppet
17 year old me DID think of that. The cops at the park on 4th of July didn't think it was cool though.
MOD EDIT: No swear words in pictures please.

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Old 07-18-14, 06:20 AM
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back to SS/FG bikes
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Old 07-18-14, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by c0urt
This would be that weird porn. Like the bike equivilent of two girls one cup, or defacation porn, or urination porn, or vomit porn....sorry to bring up an old pic lol.
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Old 07-18-14, 06:32 PM
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nah, sounds about right
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rule #64 , if it exists, theres porn for it.
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rule #64 , if it exists, theres porn for it.
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Old 07-19-14, 09:49 PM
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unfortunate. but true.
and the second you think of it, there is porn for it.
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not usually into murdered out bikes but dat boi stylin doe

how the **** do they keep a basketball from landing on the track, are they seriously playing a game at the same time? is there a net or some ****?

edit i THINK i see a net tho
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Originally Posted by c0urt
But wait....this is like normal? How would this be classified as porn? Unless virgin eyes are over sensitive to what would to other desensitized eyes be normal and non-exhilirating as opposed much more intense and extreme porn.......
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seeing to see a track bike bike used for its intended purpose,
is getting to be like common sense, something you just never see these days
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Originally Posted by bro
not usually into murdered out bikes but dat boi stylin doe

how the **** do they keep a basketball from landing on the track, are they seriously playing a game at the same time? is there a net or some ****?

edit i THINK i see a net tho
It's the ADT center.
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Old 07-21-14, 03:18 PM
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I thought this thread jumped the shark several times a while back. But now...getting beyond guns & such, its recent reopening has given us derailer mountain & tandem bikes, a 40, a kickstarter multi-gear creation, derailer road bikes, a jackass ss(?) bike, not to mention a run-of-the-mill track bike. Jeebus - its only gotten worse???

So I can only hope that my potato pic of this 1940’s Paramount track bike that my favorite bike shop had hanging there for years & just sold for an ungodly amount, and is likely the closest i will ever be to bike pr0n in person, helps get this thread back on track...



Mods...this is the SS/FG forum, right? Could you plz require that posts in this thread actually be SS/FG pr0n?

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Old 07-21-14, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by SquidPuppet
I would hate to be the guy in the back.

Sniffing butt crack is not my idea of fun.
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Old 07-21-14, 03:31 PM
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You never know until you try.
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Originally Posted by seau grateau
You never know until you try.
Yeah! It would depend on who the pilot was.

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Old 07-23-14, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by SquidPuppet
Yeah! It would depend on who the pilot was.

Awww damn Orbea Orca <3

What woman?
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Originally Posted by SquidPuppet
Yeah! It would depend on who the pilot was.

Then in this case, I'd patent a tandem bike where the rider in front faces you and leans back into the handlebars... cuz either way I'd prefer not to sniff butt crack other way around isn't horribly bad i guess.
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Tandem Jargon and useless Trivia: the person in the front is called the Captain, the one in the back is called the stoker.
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Old 07-23-14, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by IAmSam
Mods...this is the SS/FG forum, right? Could you plz require that posts in this thread actually be SS/FG pr0n?
You forgot how this forum has a strong social culture, much like the 41 does, and so people like to share things beyond the confines of SS/FG. Why do you think the Today I:, What are you drinking, What are you listening to, and geared bikes threads exist. There is much bike porn to stare at with shame and desperation.

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