The official *all new* Jackass thread (keep it fun)
01-30-12, 07:18 PM
#2501
Your cog is slipping.
Notice there's no cable attached to the lever and no caliper in sight.
01-30-12, 07:19 PM
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01-30-12, 08:11 PM
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That's just what he wants you to think - it's actually a new set of invisible brakes developed in top secret hipster laboratories. He just can't afford the matching lever yet so he's hiding it as best he can.
01-30-12, 08:43 PM
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^ this
01-31-12, 12:09 AM
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Some people just refuse to admit they bought a bike that's too small for them.
01-31-12, 12:23 AM
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pretty sure that would instantly tip over...
01-31-12, 05:07 PM
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01-31-12, 05:11 PM
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And no food retention, if you consider that jackass.
01-31-12, 05:14 PM
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and aero spocks
01-31-12, 05:34 PM
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true, not having a place to put your burrito is definitely jackass.
JK didn't notice the no fooT retention, that is def jackass on a fixed gear with no brakes. i could maybe see it if its fixed with two brakes and no foot retention...but that might be jackass as well (is two brakes on a fixed gear jackass? or just overly cautious?)
aerospokes tend to be jackass modifiers to me....like if it has other jackass things going on and an aerospoke its like +1 lol....i have seen bikes though that had aerospokes and wern't jackass at all. i remember that guy Gyeswho on here had some beefy looking bike with racks and dual aerospokes and liked it allot
JK didn't notice the no fooT retention, that is def jackass on a fixed gear with no brakes. i could maybe see it if its fixed with two brakes and no foot retention...but that might be jackass as well (is two brakes on a fixed gear jackass? or just overly cautious?)
aerospokes tend to be jackass modifiers to me....like if it has other jackass things going on and an aerospoke its like +1 lol....i have seen bikes though that had aerospokes and wern't jackass at all. i remember that guy Gyeswho on here had some beefy looking bike with racks and dual aerospokes and liked it allot
01-31-12, 05:47 PM
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I do like that it looks like it's never been ridden.
it's probably not worthy of the jackass thread, but the combination of everything is really nauseating.
it's probably not worthy of the jackass thread, but the combination of everything is really nauseating.
01-31-12, 05:49 PM
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https://cinellionly.blogspot.com/2010/03/cinetica.html
edit: look like the C-record levers are still on the flat bars! waahh
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01-31-12, 09:21 PM
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oooh poor Cinetica! I've never seen mtn spd/platforms, granny stem, delta brakes, downtube shifters all on one bike
https://cinellionly.blogspot.com/2010/03/cinetica.html
edit: look like the C-record levers are still on the flat bars! waahh
https://cinellionly.blogspot.com/2010/03/cinetica.html
edit: look like the C-record levers are still on the flat bars! waahh
That's the blog I saw it on, too. Also, it has a mis-matched fork. If you look through that blog, though, there are some decidedly porn-worthy shots of other Cinelli bikes.
01-31-12, 09:37 PM
#2520
Your cog is slipping.
That 2nd pic is one of the best things I've ever seen.
01-31-12, 09:46 PM
#2522
Your cog is slipping.
Judging by how far his right foot is off his pedal, that kid can't either.
01-31-12, 09:57 PM
#2524
Your cog is slipping.
Fail.
That's actually how it's supposed to look on that frame.
That's actually how it's supposed to look on that frame.
01-31-12, 09:59 PM
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^What's the problem with the seatpost?
Edit: scrod beat me to it
Edit: scrod beat me to it