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Old 05-08-08, 10:28 AM
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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I'd vote for hos13...but he already ended the thread.

Assuming he is a he and not a she. Not that there is anything wrong with being a he, but he could be a she. Assuming that he is already a he and not implying that he is a she least I offend him, or her, but rather just the possibility that he could be a she. Now that's not to say that I ALWAYS assume that a poster is a he rather than a she, as I'm sure there are a fair number of she's that post as this is a non-gender biased forum. However, statistically this forum is most likely he's. Of course this is an assumption on my part considring my experience in the cycling world which is comprised mostly of he's. Not that she's cannot ride as good as a he, on the contrary a she can ride every bit as good as a he, but there seems to be more he's and she's in cycling, so I am just assuming that is the case on this forum. I would love to have more she's, and that is not to say that I am some kind of pervert, ****phobic or insecure about my manlyness, but rather a nice balance of both would be acceptable. Of course that is not to say that if there ARE more she's than he's that I would demand more he's, not at all, I'd be fine with more she's than he's, if that was the case. I can't believe you read all this.

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A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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Old 05-08-08, 10:56 AM
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I'd vote for hos13...but he already ended the thread.

Assuming he is a he and not a she. Not that there is anything wrong with being a he, but he could be a she. Assuming that he is already a he and not implying that he is a she least I offend him, or her, but rather just the possibility that he could be a she. Now that's not to say that I ALWAYS assume that a poster is a he rather than a she, as I'm sure there are a fair number of she's that post as this is a non-gender biased forum. However, statistically this forum is most likely he's. Of course this is an assumption on my part considring my experience in the cycling world which is comprised mostly of he's. Not that she's cannot ride as good as a he, on the contrary a she can ride every bit as good as a he, but there seems to be more he's and she's in cycling, so I am just assuming that is the case on this forum. I would love to have more she's, and that is not to say that I am some kind of pervert, ****phobic or insecure about my manlyness, but rather a nice balance of both would be acceptable. Of course that is not to say that if there ARE more she's than he's that I would demand more he's, not at all, I'd be fine with more she's than he's, if that was the case. I can't believe you read all this.
I am a he.
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I'm going to go through 369 pages of Foo threads and end them all.
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Screw you all
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Offers of free intercourse aren't going to be very reliable in killing a thread.
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Originally Posted by colorider View Post
Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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I'm just trying to emulate my hero, Jsharr. I've heard he gives it the best.
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Some people set their sights WAY TOO LOW!
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Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
Some people set their sights WAY TOO LOW!
What's wrong with that?

All it means is that you get shot in the kneecap instead of the head.
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Old 05-08-08, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
What's wrong with that?

All it means is that you get shot in the kneecap instead of the head.
I think they may be aiming even lower than that.
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Can't let MV kill this thread...
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Can't let MV kill this thread...
But it's my Manifest Destiny....I am the thread killer.
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Hey do any of you ride a bike? Just kidding. Wait...that's actually a legit question...sort of.
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Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
Who here is the biggest thread killer? I vote for me.
Are we going by height or girth?
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Are we going by height or girth?
girth? What are you measuring?
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Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
Are we going by height or girth?
Yes.
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Hey do any of you ride a bike? Just kidding. Wait...that's actually a legit question...sort of.
All my bikes are in pieces right now, so no.... But I'm heading to Fruita tonight!!
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Are we going by height or girth?
both
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Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
both
*does the math*

Damn...
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Are there any MiCasita's where you live?
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As a skinny asian d00d, i have neither height nor girth...

Can we measure something else instead?
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