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Old 10-10-14, 08:40 AM
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His favourite clothes are a Carly Simon concert tee shirt and a pair of iCarly sweatpants.
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Old 10-10-14, 02:38 PM
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Wearing the Carly Simon t-shirt and iCarly sweatpants means that he has abandoned all hopes of ever getting laid again.
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Old 10-10-14, 03:23 PM
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Congratulations, MillCreek!

During the Awards Ceremony at last night's Policeman's Ball, Snohomish County Chief Detective Harry Palms named MillCreek "The Most Interesting Person of Interest 2014".

"He's got it all" said Detective Palms. "He's got the shady past, the violent temper, the motive and the opportunity."

He presented MillCreek with a Warrant signed by Snohomish County Judge Lester Koochiesmell and a pair of nickel-plated wrist bracelets connected by a stainless steel chain.

Upon accepting the award MillCreek totally WOWED! the crowd with a uniquely creative and elegant perp walk.
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Old 10-10-14, 05:40 PM
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Started twerking at Millcreek's ceremony.
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Old 10-10-14, 07:50 PM
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Is a walking, talking wardrobe malfunction.

Carries a card from a doctor to explain.
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Old 10-10-14, 09:02 PM
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Confesses twice a day just to make the priests jealous.
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Old 10-10-14, 09:56 PM
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Known in the cloister as the "vicarious vicar".
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Old 10-11-14, 04:24 AM
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Because he's so handsome and charming, the ladies of his parish refer to him as Father Wutawaste.
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Old 10-11-14, 06:33 AM
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Is planning to take a mission trip to Las Vegas to redeem the fallen women there.
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Throws his shoe at anything he doesn't like.
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Ouch!
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Old 10-11-14, 08:02 AM
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Has more heel marks on him than Imelda Marcos's closet.
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Old 10-11-14, 09:20 AM
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Is a skidmark in the tighty-whitey of Life.
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Old 10-11-14, 04:30 PM
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Is just a pawn in the Game of Life, like Mongo.
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Old 10-11-14, 05:31 PM
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Understands nothing about Tuco.
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Old 10-11-14, 07:57 PM
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Is a roach ember of hope in the ashtray of despair.
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Old 10-11-14, 08:18 PM
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Is one crab away from being hopelessly infested.
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One lace away from a fully tied straitjacket.
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Old 10-12-14, 07:32 AM
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Is one massive BM away from being terminally constipated.
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Old 10-13-14, 06:34 AM
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His drink of choice is called the Easy Squeezy: vodka and prune juice.
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Old 10-13-14, 07:53 AM
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Is depressed that the Keurig 2.0 won't take his off label hemp infused capsules.
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Continuously shunned by the water cooler crowd, due to the numerous coffee stains on his suit.
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Sometimes cannot wait for his civet to finish processing the Kopi Luwak, and takes matters into his own hands.
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