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Old 03-03-14, 01:32 PM
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Tiny Stub is his new pocket pal....
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Old 03-03-14, 02:05 PM
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His elaborate hair-styling method was shamelessly stolen for American Hustle.
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Is a shameless cook and damn the risk with household chems!
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His elaborate hair-styling method was shamelessly stolen for American Hustle.
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...trying with moderate success to bring back the hustle at the Snohomish traditional tribal dance festivals.
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Old 03-03-14, 02:41 PM
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Is a shameless cook and damn the risk with household chems!
...his introspective and somewhat reserved nature often leads him into fits of shame and general feelings of inadequacy.
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Old 03-03-14, 06:28 PM
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Living in a round-about has cured his vertigo.
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Was regurgitated by a sinkhole.
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Prefers being lit to dead drunk (unless he gets a nap in that special embalming facility that'll wake the dead).
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Is often accused of being too smart for his own good, but is never convicted thanks to his expert testimony.
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His gavel smells of watermelon.
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Tried to give me a rat's ass.
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Enjoys a good squeeze of a capybara's hindquarters, the largest rodent's ass in the world.
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...he likes big butts and he cannot lie.
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Combines the worst in the worst possible way: He's an assless chap in assless chaps.
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...in spite of my obvious physical failing on the scales of conventional beauty, he still wants me.
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Knows that although beauty is only skin-deep, ugly goes right down to the bone.
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He likes to use his bone to see how far ugly goes.
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He always says, "Ugly is as ugly does. At least that's what my Mama told me."
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His Momma dressed him in worsted wool and his only complaint was the hem was too long and he always had an itch to scratch.
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Never had a Momma. But he still got dressed funny anyway.
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