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Old 03-17-14, 09:16 AM
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His member's ship is a 1:44 scale....
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Old 03-17-14, 09:48 AM
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Is the actual result of the 2001 Space Odyssey as opposed to what the book/movie described...
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Old 03-17-14, 11:02 AM
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His true identity is Hal E. Tosis...
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Old 03-17-14, 11:10 AM
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Was born with a fake I.D.
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Has a thriving side job in the lamination business. 'The puke wipes right off the menus!' is a big selling point.
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Old 03-17-14, 11:20 AM
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Homina grits are his fav.
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Old 03-17-14, 11:23 AM
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Hominids are his snack of choice..
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Old 03-17-14, 11:37 AM
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Dyed his liver green.
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Old 03-17-14, 11:40 AM
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His teeth are naturally green.
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Old 03-17-14, 12:25 PM
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ahsposo loves Saint Patty's Day! It's the one day a year his drunken leprechaun antics are both socially acceptable and rewarded with gold coins as well as green beer!
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Old 03-17-14, 01:43 PM
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...has managed to train a couple of seals to perform unseemly acts using a system of rewards and praise.
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Old 03-17-14, 01:44 PM
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Pretends to be a seal act to get rewarded with gold coins and green beer.
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Old 03-17-14, 01:48 PM
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Has never committed unseemly acts for any medium of exchange.
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Old 03-17-14, 02:02 PM
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Is always up for seemly acts with man and beast.
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Old 03-17-14, 02:48 PM
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Has never been accused of being ghastly...
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Old 03-17-14, 02:49 PM
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Never cheats on his taxes.

Wouldn't even think about it.

In fact he tips the IRS 20% for the excellent service.
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Old 03-17-14, 02:54 PM
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His wife says he was never taxing on their relationship, EVER!
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Old 03-17-14, 03:09 PM
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he finally buried that b****.
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Old 03-17-14, 03:10 PM
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He likes to bury her at the angle the Caddy sits....
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...now that St Patrick's Day is over, he's switching from Luck Charms to Boo Berry for breakfast. That should carry him through until the fall switch to oatmeal.
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He's a Grape Nut kind of guy...
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...new avatar wanted. Must be slim, attractive, under 30, fit, and should like kitties and long walks on the beach. Respond to @ahsposo @BikeForums.net. Discretion a must.
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Old 03-17-14, 07:21 PM
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...new avatar wanted. Must be slim, attractive, under 30, fit, and should like kitties and long walks on the beach. Respond to @ahsposo @BikeForums.net. Discretion a must.
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Went to toolin' up the Amazon at lunch only to discover that they had their way with him and as their sex slave he's been conniving how to tell his S.O. that the fishin' is goooood and don't bother with the bait.
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Is alert and oriented times two.
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