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Old 03-17-14, 08:32 PM
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Cheerfully contributes to Jseis' confusion.

"Watching undead Paleface limp around in meaningless circles make my heart soar like plastic bag in strong wind." he told Zombie Illustrated Special Corespondent Fred S. Dedd in an exclusive interview for an upcoming issue.
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Cheerfully chews on his own member...quite the feet and feat!
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Has quite a collection of my hairballs.
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Ordered a highball. Got a hair ball. Didn't mind.
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Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

Been high ballin' across Greenland for so long he's got no hair to ball.
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...his balls have been pretty high ever since the unfortunate, polar bear club, annual, new year's day, lake plunge incident.
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Tries to convince everybody that it is the cold that makes it shrink like a frightened turtle.
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...completely without fear in matters of the heart.
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known in the back alleys of scrotumville as pappy mcstain, fearless explorer of holes.
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Is the Mayor of scrotumville and will do almost anything but use his Shift Key to get your vote.
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...writes a column for the Scrotumville Weekly Gazette entitled "Ins and Outs Around the Town". It's a living in journalism, in which he finds some satisfaction.
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Begs to be my photographer; "You know" he breathlessly spits out, "Like your Peter Parker!"

I have to crush his ambition because that's what I do.
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...has a huge crush on my "ambition", which is his little playful pet name for it.
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Gets aroused when presented with restraining orders.

"They are SO kinky!"
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...is well aware that all the various restraining orders have expired now. Bringing up the past like this is just his way of being hurtful.
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Doesn't remember that he's the clone and the real 3A is in the crockpot.
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only a homey know what up wid da old man when he say, "i gonna go loco on yo wrinkly ass lest you get me a 40, chickenhead!"
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Has laid in an ample supply of dried and smoked chickenheads as emergency provisions for Y2015K.
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Ever on the alert for opportunities for the Tribe, MillCreek has discovered a vast untapped market for a Tribal staple, the dried, smoked chickenhead. Seattle hipsters were at the forefront of this new craze and MillCreek has had the Elders order production to be ramped up and sales prices to be tripled.

This new profit stream may soon eclipse Elmer's Glue in the Tribe's portfolio.
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...gets higher than a kite smoking chickenheads, then posts on teh Biekforums. It helps to pass the time and is less fattening than Cheetos.
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Got stoned on some rabbit tobacco and broke into the federal pen. Is famous for being the first person to break into the pen.
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...still using some crappy ballpoint pens he stole when working on a federal contract. They don't work very well, but that's not the point.
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...in a rambling, somewhat incoherent statement he confessed to being wholly responsible for the economic downturn in 2007.

"He was my President and I did what I could to please him..." he said in the beginning of a 47 minute, tear-filled display.
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