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Old 03-22-14, 03:37 AM
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Can pick his nose

With his toes.
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His toes are not the only prehensile thing about him.
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Old 03-22-14, 08:05 AM
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Best known for his work as a mom-jeans model.
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Old 03-22-14, 11:33 AM
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Smoked enough reefer to be selected as a mommy bra model.
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Old 03-22-14, 11:50 AM
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Does shots of fabric softener and adds stool softener to the washer. His clothes are loose and his replies are verboose.
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Old 03-22-14, 01:31 PM
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excited about the way his ncaa women's bracket is filling out.
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Old 03-22-14, 02:51 PM
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Women's basketball players really fill his bracket, if you get my meaning and I know you do.
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Old 03-22-14, 04:30 PM
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the above subtle confession makes more sense in context: his mother made him wear a metal chastity belt when the boy was young, he called, his 'bracket.'

still wears it.
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Old 03-22-14, 04:47 PM
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Has panic attacks when someone says "Hey, what's up?"
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Is having genderreassignment surgery just to get the Invisible Jet..
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Old 03-22-14, 07:23 PM
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Has the audible jet.

Too bad it never gets him anywhere.
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Steps on ducks. So he says.
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Is having genderreassignment surgery just to get the Invisible Jet..
and to be able to fit in their favorite pair of jeans
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Old 03-23-14, 02:29 AM
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Is special.
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Smashes pictures of Gallagher.
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when he heard gallagher's brother was still touring strip clubs as 'gallagher too,' he hit the nursing home circuit as 'gallagher iii.'
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Old 03-23-14, 09:48 AM
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now tours as gallagher iv
which is kinda sad
considering he is the original gallagher
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Wants to be a zombie soooo bad.
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...can't figure out why anyone would lie about stepping on ducks.
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Wonders if 'stepping on ducks' is what the kids are calling it these days.
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Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

His Clan name "Dancing with Ducks" has the village talking about his strange teenage proclivities with ducks, feathers, and stepping out.
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Thinks ducks and duck tape are a natural combination.
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Keeps ducking the issue. That being why he has ducks in his ducts.
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He's simple with pimples.
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