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Old 04-11-14, 10:50 AM
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His idea of family oriented is taking his wife out to PF Changs.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 04-11-14, 10:53 AM
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His idea of a great date is late night with a couple soft tacos, and a blindfold...
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 04-11-14, 11:07 AM
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Old 04-11-14, 12:43 PM
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Old 04-11-14, 01:23 PM
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 04-11-14, 01:34 PM
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Really enjoys his new-found popularity and the social activities at his new club: the Pink Pistols. Manly men shooting off guns, what is not to like?
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Old 04-11-14, 01:35 PM
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Old 04-11-14, 01:37 PM
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Has a belt that says "It's the little things in life that matter"
His boxers say that.
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Old 04-11-14, 01:53 PM
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 04-11-14, 07:35 PM
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Old 04-11-14, 08:47 PM
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Old 04-12-14, 01:24 AM
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Once scored a woman to death...she now resides in the glove compartment.
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Cried when he pulled up to the Hemingway Memorial Melon Patch. He could be heard quietly gasping, "So many melons, so little time, I hope I'm man enough".
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