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Old 05-27-20, 07:58 PM
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In the midnight hour he thinks what a long strange gerbil journey.
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Old 05-27-20, 08:23 PM
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...he once met a gerbil, at a wild aftershow party, that had been a road gerbil for both Wilson Pickett and the Grateful Dead.
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Back in the days of the "British Invasion" he was lead singer for the now forgotten foursome Gerry's Gerbils...
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Thinks the gerbil is the new spork.
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Old 05-28-20, 12:49 PM
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...by the simple expedient of tying off his gerbil's leash to a spork, he manages to leave both hands free for other things.
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Don't miss the upcoming episode of Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous shown on Fox; his fabulous stable of prized Arabian racing gerbils will be the star attraction!
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Has a gerbil breeding ranch that breeds gerbils of all different sizes for different needs.
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Is my biggest customer!
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...because it's been growing increasingly difficult to employ small children as gerbil jockeys in the racing industry, he has switched to robot gerbil jockeys.
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Thinks naked lunch is just too much most days, but pantsless brunch is always appropriate.

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...hasn't worn pants when eating lunch in 40 years. Saves a lot on laundry.
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Still has daddy issues after his dad made him wear pants outside as a child.
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Does not have daddy issues. He has a subscription to My Parents Made Me A Monster.
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He was the uncredited author of "Monster Mash".
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Tried to make a fortune selling gerbils as an alternative to tp, but list out to bidets.
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His revolutionary resource GerbaList is really going to give Craig something uncomfortable.
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...understands what "but list out to bidets" means. People who know him often refer to him as "the pants whisperer."
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Took his pants to Jseis to get whispered to. Turns out his pants are hard of hearing and Jseis had to resort to using a bullhorn.
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Thinks the trend of wearing your pants falling off is only a halfassed attempt at living the pants free lifestyle he prefers.
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Has learned the hard way way that living "pants free" isn't free...
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Has spent so much time here he has problems posting the truth in other threads.
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He wants the truth, but HE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
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Can't handle pants. Or shorts either, the jury is still out on kilts though.
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Is hard at work on his autobiography to be titled "Pantsless and Clueless in Atlanta".
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...the first poem in his newly published collection * starts with the line, "Something there is that doesn't love my pants..."




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