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Old 10-15-19, 12:57 PM
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FLORIDA MAN NAMED SAMUEL L. JACKSON THREATENED TO SHOOT A POLICE OFFICER AFTER BEING ARRESTED ON A DUI CHARGE

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man...charge-1465250

Article helpfully includes photo of the other Samuel L Jackson.
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He probably had a few snakes on his plane.
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Florida Man Still Paying Child Support Despite DNA Test Proving He Isn't The Father After State Appeal

Wait, He's paying? Is Florida man supposed to do that?
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article says he's being garnished $83/paycheck, 'more than a third of my pay', and the mother is also willing to end it. Bureacracy in action.

Seems like the solution is for the agreeable mother to just give him back the money
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Old 10-27-19, 01:57 PM
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Wow! Only $150 bail! Cheap thrills!

Florida man had sex with an Olaf stuffed toy inside a Target, cops say. He didn’t stop there.


One Pinellas County man’s love for “Frozen” ventured into the extreme.

Cody Meader, 20, was hit with a criminal mischief charge after allegedly getting a little too friendly with a “Frozen” stuffed toy.

Meader strolled into a Pinellas Park Target on Tuesday afternoon, authorities said. With lust in his eyes, he headed straight toward a display of Disney Frozen merchandise. The St. Petersburg resident surveyed his options before selecting a large stuffed Olaf the snowman.
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Ho, Ho, Ho! Christmas came early this year... Fittingly it came on halloween. The Whiner-in-Chief has abandonned New York and become the newest "Florida Man".
There is wild specularion that it may have to do with Florida's Lienient homestead provisions, but I doubt it. The Donald has never shown the ability to think that far ahead.Good Luck, Florida, man!
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I know why, but I don't want this whole thread moved to P&R. Let's find regular Florida Men and Women, please.
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As if...
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Old 11-07-19, 04:45 PM
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Okay, far from Florida man:

Hawaii man dies after falling down lava tube in his garden


A man in Hawaii has died after falling down a "lava tube" - a tunnel formed by volcanic eruptions - while trimming trees on his property.

Police say the 71-year-old had apparently fallen about 22ft (7m) "through a soft area of ground".

Lava tubes are formed when lava cools and hardens on its top layer but continues to drain and cool beneath.

Police say the man was found on Monday after friends reported that they had not heard from him for days.
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Okay, far from Florida man:

Hawaii man dies after falling down lava tube in his garden


A man in Hawaii has died after falling down a "lava tube" - a tunnel formed by volcanic eruptions - while trimming trees on his property.

Police say the 71-year-old had apparently fallen about 22ft (7m) "through a soft area of ground".

Lava tubes are formed when lava cools and hardens on its top layer but continues to drain and cool beneath.

Police say the man was found on Monday after friends reported that they had not heard from him for days.
Far from Florida Man would be a normal woman. Not that you would haven't scared any of them away if they got too close to you.
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Far from Florida Man would be a normal woman. Not that you would haven't scared any of them away if they got too close to you.
I was quite attractive in my youth, in a Ted Bundy sort of way.
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Now, old Ted turned into quite the Florida man.
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Now, old Ted turned into quite the Florida man.
He's still your role model isn't he?
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He's still your role model isn't he?
Uh, no. He got caught.

Loser!
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Old 11-11-19, 07:07 AM
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Uh, no. He got caught.

Loser!
You've learned from his mistakes! And Dahlmers
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You've learned from his mistakes! And Dahlmers
And that ugly old dude that buried them in his crawl space, what's-his-name...
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Okay, enough about me, let's get back to Floridaman:

Florida man sues Madonna because her concert is starting too late


(CNN) -A Florida man is suing Madonna and Live Nation for late concert start times.

Nate Hollander filed a lawsuit in Miami-Dade County Court.

In the filing, Hollander said he originally bought three tickets to Madonna’s Dec. 17 show at The Fillmore Miami Beach, spending nearly $1,025.

The lawsuit claims in August, when Hollander bought the tickets, the concert was scheduled to begin at 8:30 p.m.

It alleges on Oct. 23, Madonna and Live Nation changed the start time for the show and several others to 10:30 p.m.

He alleges for those like him, who bought tickets and now don't want to attend a concert that late, a refund has not been offered.

And he claims the change in start times for the tour is a breach of contract made between the singer and the ticket buyer.

Attempts to reach Madonna and Live Nation have been unsuccessful.
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And that ugly old dude that buried them in his crawl space, what's-his-name...
How can you forget your Uncle John? I can see them trying to forget you...
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Florida man driving with beer in hand blames the wind for blowing cocaine into his car


"So that’s why they call it blow."
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This thread is an inspiration to you isn't it? Your bucket list must be getting longer by the day.
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Florida dog trapped in car drives in circles for an hour


A black Labrador retriever named Max accidentally tossed its owner’s car into reverse, drove in circles for an hour, and smashed a neighbor's mailbox before the cops showed up.

After the lab hit a few trash cans and mailbox, the vehicle slowed down enough for authorities unlock the door using the driver’s side door keypad.
https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/...es-for-an-hour

Since the incident caused little damage and zero injuries, the dog arguably has a better driving record than most Florida residents.
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Okay, enough about me, let's get back to Floridaman:

Florida man sues Madonna because her concert is starting too late


(CNN) -A Florida man is suing Madonna and Live Nation for late concert start times.

Nate Hollander filed a lawsuit in Miami-Dade County Court.

In the filing, Hollander said he originally bought three tickets to Madonna’s Dec. 17 show at The Fillmore Miami Beach, spending nearly $1,025.

The lawsuit claims in August, when Hollander bought the tickets, the concert was scheduled to begin at 8:30 p.m.

It alleges on Oct. 23, Madonna and Live Nation changed the start time for the show and several others to 10:30 p.m.

He alleges for those like him, who bought tickets and now don't want to attend a concert that late, a refund has not been offered.

And he claims the change in start times for the tour is a breach of contract made between the singer and the ticket buyer.

Attempts to reach Madonna and Live Nation have been unsuccessful.
She's got the rumatiz bad,give her a break.
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Florida man eating with family dies after bullet flies through door

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