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Old 02-21-19, 01:39 PM
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Once, again, I suspected Floridaman. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/man-dies-porta-potty-catches-010037254.html
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Old 02-22-19, 09:18 AM
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You all are not putting real FL men in this thread.

Just to show you FL man doesn't always live in a trailer park...

Mayor of Port Richey FL

"Dale Massad, who was elected mayor in 2015, was arrested by the officers from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement and accused of practicing medicine without a license. He now also faces two charges of attempted murder."

He shot back at the officers when they tried to serve the warrant.
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Old 02-22-19, 11:26 AM
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That would be bad by Chicago standards and we had Dr. Holmes the serial murderer during the worlds fair.
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Florida Man codified:

Alligators, Drugs, And Theft, Oh My! New List Shows Top 10 'Florida Man' Stories

From this, the Injury Claim Coach's team created the F.L.O.R.I.D.A. man Scoring System to "quantify the "Florida Man"-ness of any news article appearing on the web."

In their system, nearly every "Florida Man" story contains one of the following categories: Firearms (or other weapons), Locations, Objects, Reasons for Arrest, Injuries, Drugs and alcohol, and Animals
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Old 03-04-19, 08:10 AM
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And don't forget Sex Scandals. Just look at the shape of the state, that's a scandal in itself. I would post a pic, but the mods would probably delete.
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Florida Man spotted on I-95: https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/m...304-story.html
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Rocket launcher found in Florida Man's luggage at Pennsylvania airport.
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Old 03-05-19, 09:56 PM
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That guy gets a lot of uncoverage. He's a regular on my Florida friend's Facebook feed. Apparently most days the guy rides half-nekkid, except for pink kicks and thong, so there are lots of videos of him.
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Old 03-06-19, 07:48 PM
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He will be in carfree in jail. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/ma...t-deputies-say
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I came to this thread just to post that... My first house was a mile from that airport.
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Florida being one of the most populous and diverse states, Im sure you could do the same with California, Texas, New York. That would cover 1/3rd of the US population
No state tops California. They have added Hollywood theatricals to their crazy.
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Old 03-07-19, 03:23 PM
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I used to go to downtown Chicago (the loop) for work in the 80's and the crazy people would wander around and talk to themselves. Nowadays so many people use bluetooth headsets to talk on their phone they are a little harder to identify.
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I used to go to downtown Chicago (the loop) for work in the 80's and the crazy people would wander around and talk to themselves. Nowadays so many people use bluetooth headsets to talk on their phone they are a little harder to identify.
They're all the same to me.
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Floridaman robs store dressed as Spiderman
CASSELBERRY, Fla. -- A Florida man is behind bars after robbing a store disguised as Spiderman.

Deputies said a man showed up unmasked to a Winn-Dixie Wine and Spirits Store in Casselberry, FL on Jan 2nd.

He leaves - but then he returns - this time, he's wearing a Spiderman mask.

Police said Edward Wilburn stole nearly $150 in liquor and $420 in Newport Cigarettes.

Wilburn was arrested back in January.

Wilburn is a repeat offender, according to the Seminole County Sheriff's Office.
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Florida Man Pleads Guilty To Charges Of Mailing Bombs To Trump Critics

...Florida man accused of mailing pipe bombs to a number of prominent Democrats and Trump critics, as well as CNN, has pleaded guilty before a federal judge in New York.

Cesar Altieri Sayoc, 57, was arrested in late October and was scheduled to go on trial in July on charges related to using weapons of mass destruction and transporting explosives. None of the devices exploded. He has been held without bail since his arrest.
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Old 03-27-19, 05:52 AM
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South Florida man attacks mother who refused to dress his mannequin, deputies say

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/palm-beach-county/south-florida-man-attacks-mother-who-refused-to-dress-his-mannequin-deputies-say
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"You're ugly and your mother dresses your mannequin funny!"
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Old 03-27-19, 07:00 AM
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Floridaman, British only by birth, Arrested Down Under:

Briton arrested after fleeing Australia on a jetski, armed with crossbow

A wanted British man has attempted to flee Australia on a jetski, travelling almost 150km (93 miles) across the Torres Strait while armed with a crossbow.

The 57-year-old man is subject to an outstanding warrant for drug-related charges in Western Australia.

The man almost made it to Saibai Island, in the Torres Strait Islandsarchipelago, which is part of Australia, though just 4km south of Papua New Guinea. He was arrested on the mudflats on the eastern side of the island.
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Floridaman, British only by birth, Arrested Down Under:

Briton arrested after fleeing Australia on a jetski, armed with crossbow

A wanted British man has attempted to flee Australia on a jetski, travelling almost 150km (93 miles) across the Torres Strait while armed with a crossbow.

The 57-year-old man is subject to an outstanding warrant for drug-related charges in Western Australia.

The man almost made it to Saibai Island, in the Torres Strait Islandsarchipelago, which is part of Australia, though just 4km south of Papua New Guinea. He was arrested on the mudflats on the eastern side of the island.
wow

i kinda wanna meet this guy. i mean just damn i have never seen someone so fully epitomize 80's action movies i'm beyond impressed
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Florida man slugs public defender during court hearing

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Florida man attempts to rob Indiana spring breakers at gas station, they turn on him, and take his gun.

News story, video, photos... https://abc7.com/florida-armed-robbe...akers/5217973/
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Old 03-28-19, 04:42 AM
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Originally Posted by canklecat View Post
That guy gets a lot of uncoverage. He's a regular on my Florida friend's Facebook feed. Apparently most days the guy rides half-nekkid, except for pink kicks and thong, so there are lots of videos of him.


I'm crying right now The video commentary and how he rides into the video frame are perfect.

I don't care how he's dressed that guy has skill!
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Old 04-01-19, 11:24 AM
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I don't think this explains all there is to know about Floridaman.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/why-apos-...100001976.html
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OK.

It looks like I'll have to do all the heavy lifting around this thread:

Floridaman accused of being a fake doctor

Brooksville, Florida Police arrested a man in Florida accused of posing as a doctor and selling supplements from his double-wide mobile home.

Hernando County Deputies say 62-year-old Mike Fagan saw clients, sold vitamins, ordered blood work, and claimed to have a machine that treats cancer.
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Floridaman accused of killing two, eating man’s face, believed he was ‘half-dog, half-man,’ doctor says

A former college student accused of fatally attacking a husband and wife in their Floridahome and gnawing on the man's face believed he was “half-dog, half-man,” a forensic psychologist said in a mental health report.

Austin Harrouff, 22, has been charged with killing John Stevens III, 59, and his wife Michelle Mishcon, 53, at their home in Martin County on Aug. 15, 2016. Investigators said that during the attacks, he bit Stevens' face while making growling sounds. The couple was beaten and stabbed during the bizarre attack in their garage.
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