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Old 02-01-14, 11:54 PM
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His retort is, got any cream filled donuts?
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Old 02-02-14, 07:36 AM
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Ha never had a cream filled donut in his life. Or an donut for that matter.
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Old 02-02-14, 08:08 AM
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On BF we know her as Snicklefritz but the rest of the world knows her as Sue D. Britchesoffem, tort lawyer.
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Old 02-02-14, 10:32 AM
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Has Sue D. Britchesoffem working night and day on a tort claim for ten teetotalling tureen tanked twerking terrapins twitching to the turnpike.
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Old 02-02-14, 01:03 PM
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... briefly attended the University of Maryland in the 1970's. His fondest memory of old alma mater is losing his virginity on the quad in front of the bronze statue of Testudo.
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Old 02-02-14, 03:48 PM
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He does the best impersonation of Testudo you've ever seen.
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Old 02-02-14, 03:58 PM
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Thinks 'Testudo' is from an old Phil Collins song.
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Old 02-02-14, 04:11 PM
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...The Snohomish tribal school song, coincidentally, also uses the tune from "O Tannebaum", just like the University of Maryland. Coincidence ? I think not.
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Old 02-02-14, 04:15 PM
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....a huge sports fan in his college years, he knows all the fight songs for the SE conference teams. As an unfortunate result of lifestyle choices, recalling them is problematic.
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Old 02-02-14, 04:19 PM
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Tonight he'll be hosting a Super Bowel party.
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Old 02-02-14, 04:26 PM
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Bowel Movement Bowl 1 Zillion at trailer 69 East Bum...USA
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Old 02-02-14, 05:55 PM
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Is trying to determine, with admittedly unscientific methodology, if he prefers sheep, cow, horse or human bowel to walrus.
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Old 02-02-14, 07:33 PM
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He is the walrus.
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He was the independent contractor hired to obtain sheep, cow, horse, and human bowel.
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Originally Posted by skijor View Post
He is the walrus.
...goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
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Old 02-02-14, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by black_box View Post
He was the independent contractor hired to obtain sheep, cow, horse, and human bowel.
...recently had to seek surgical relief for a contracted bowel. Crummy health insurance only paid for a veterinary surgeon. But hey, it's only a bowel.
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Old 02-02-14, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
...goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Failed his gom jabbar test.
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Jabs himself repeatedly as he realizes just how much he bet on the Broncos.
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Old 02-03-14, 09:30 AM
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hasnt worked out the final tally from his bets on the broncos
but is pretty sure he made a bit of cash because the odds were so good
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Is ready to send him money, help him recoup....
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Is en route back to Springfield in his Duff blimp, which he 'filled' himself. <no smoking please>
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Showing off the 72 Pinto he got from his Stupid Bowl bookie.....
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Built a 1929 Mercedes Gazelle kit car onto a 1972 Pinto chassis and drivetrain. Unfortunately, the 2.0L I4 engine exploded in a fireball...
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Old 02-03-14, 12:35 PM
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Can't do his Ta ta ti ti ta's without giggling uncontrollably.
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Actually can do his Ta ta ti ti ta's with a straight face and a passion for doing them right!
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