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Old 08-17-14, 08:30 PM
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...every time he's first on a new page in the lies thread, he shouts out, "Toppers !!! ", gets up and spins around three times, and spits on the floor.
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Old 08-17-14, 08:31 PM
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...(he'll think up a lie later).
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Old 08-18-14, 02:57 AM
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With surprisingly little effort and hardly any money at all was able to upgrade his man-cave into a den of iniquity.
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Old 08-18-14, 06:25 AM
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Is still perplexed as to how quickly his man cave turned into a glory hole.
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Old 08-18-14, 06:48 AM
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Was arrested over the weekend for trying to create a glory hole in the public restroom at the local truck stop.
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Old 08-18-14, 02:49 PM
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adamant with investigators he merely has a "wide stance."
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Old 08-18-14, 02:54 PM
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His wide stance was due to his mother being one of those "bow-legged" women that sailors swam through and through.
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Old 08-18-14, 03:26 PM
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Always volunteered to play the cabin boy as his den mother was a sailor and had a way with his marlin spike.
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Always enjoys a good keel-hauling.
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Old 08-18-14, 06:27 PM
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...a longtime huge fan of Adam Ant. Goody Two Shoes is his go to number for a big finish at Tuesday karaoke nights.

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Will tell two lies in a row if I don't stop him.
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Old 08-18-14, 06:46 PM
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...just like the little engine that could, he thinks he can.
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...can't, just really can't any more.
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Thinks I failed him.

Maybe I just don't care.
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Doesn't know and doesn't care if he is ignorant or apathetic.
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Has a PhD in Perfunctoriness.
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Old 08-18-14, 11:23 PM
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...it's of great interest that he can actually remember the last time he cared. It was November 23, 1985. Sadly, he is unable to recall what he cared about.
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Old 08-18-14, 11:33 PM
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Google and the NSA just successfully nudged him into buying a Hello Kitty loofa. And they are high-5'ing.
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Old 08-19-14, 12:11 AM
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and still and still he trekked across that unforgiving tundra in search of the monster that murderd his beloved gertrude. "oh gertrude, mine beloved!" he called out through snotted stache and lips so cracked he could no longer feel. "i will kill thee when i find thee, monster!"

the last syllable, "ster," echoed repeatedly off a nearby glacier as he whipped the strange train of dachshunds again and again. poor, small dogs, he thought. should he have chosen larger animals? no time for doubt now. he must journey on...
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Old 08-19-14, 12:24 AM
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and so he did journey on, to the next Big Dicks Inn, he thought it seemed like a quaint place to 'pull' into...
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"welcome to big dīcks!" he said emphatically to the tall, handsome stranger that just entered his darkened door. would he play it by the book, now that this moustachio'd stud in the turtleneck showed his chiseled mug so late on a school night? or was it time to uncover all caution ... and maybe also the peep hole leading to room 101? he felt a stirring below then, and asked his lovely visitor, "king size?" there was an intimate silence as they eyed each other. yes... yes... it was clear these two had a little more on their minds besides sleep...
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Is totally jealous of chewie.

"I worked so hard to lure mastronaut out of retirement and it was that little fairy that did it!" he sobbed into his fourth beer of the morning.
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Cannot handle the Top-of-the-Page lies.
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Thinks the Ski Doo is a hairstyle...
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