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Old 02-04-14, 06:44 PM
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Was caught in compromising position with hand dryer in McDonald's restroom...
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Old 02-04-14, 07:55 PM
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In a nearly forgotten footnote of history actually found the beef for that querulous old lady in the Reagan campaign. The election was over by then, so he was sent to space on a 'fact' finding mission.
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Old 02-04-14, 08:41 PM
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worked at a wendy's during the height of the 'where's the beef?' campaign. he wasn't sure where the beef was, but about $300 worth of condiments and paper products were in the back of his gremlin.
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Old 02-04-14, 08:59 PM
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Is made up of equal parts of bone, sinew and gristle.
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Old 02-05-14, 01:01 AM
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Finished The Ol' 96-er.
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Old 02-05-14, 09:27 AM
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Drinks nothing but craft-brewed Olde English 800.
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Old 02-05-14, 10:16 AM
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Loved the feel of a Mickey's wide mouth..for all the very wrong reasons.
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Old 02-05-14, 10:36 AM
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Is shooting for gold at Sochi with his cat, Ivan, in the newest event--Giving a pill to a cat. The event is judged on speed, creativity, and blood shed by the owner.
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Old 02-05-14, 10:46 AM
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Was plenty big for Mickey's other opening....
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Old 02-05-14, 04:08 PM
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Wonders if it is wrong to love duck lips.
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Old 02-05-14, 04:28 PM
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worried, cuz he has duck lips...
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Old 02-05-14, 04:41 PM
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Has Duck lips to die for...
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Speaking of duck-bills, he is still wondering what the plural of platypus is. Platyplorum?
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Old 02-05-14, 05:20 PM
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...knows full well that the plural of platypus is platytude.
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Can stick away half a crate of whisky everyday.
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Knows that a pack of platypus is platypi, which coincidentally enough, is a delicious pastry to enjoy.
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The word 'pastry' always makes him drool more than usual.

Buckets vs. a constant drip, drip, drip, if that helps quantify.
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Old 02-05-14, 10:17 PM
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He keeps offering to fix MillCreek's plumbing with his universal expanding mushroom plug.
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Old 02-06-14, 07:17 AM
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Just came out to his family and friends and is now openly sad.
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Could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.
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They call him Hoover for less than obvious reasons...
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...was actually sent to the moon in a secret, government program during the Coolidge administration. The tragic failure of that mission kept us out of space until Mercury.
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Was the inspiration for The 5 Man Electrical Band's Greatest hit....
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...he was blinded by the light.
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Is dressed up like a deuce.
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