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Old 02-20-14, 02:43 AM
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currently doing a one-man clown act for $50/hr.

willing to do it sans outfit for $25/hr.
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Old 02-20-14, 07:32 AM
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Thinks that is a can of PBR he is grabbing.
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Old 02-20-14, 09:22 AM
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Canned laughter is used frequently in his moms basement...
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Old 02-20-14, 09:23 AM
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A diet of PBR, beans, and salsa always makes a hot tub take sketchy.
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Washes his nasty BVD's in the neighbors hot tub in the wee hours of night...
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Old 02-20-14, 01:23 PM
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throws an unwrapped milky way in the kiddie pool for good measure.
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Old 02-20-14, 01:50 PM
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Prefers an unwrapped Baby Ruth, as a homage to Caddyshack.
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Old 02-20-14, 01:54 PM
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Has a license to kill gophers...
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Old 02-20-14, 02:30 PM
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Is a gopher for the abused children sector of his local neighborhood watch...
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Old 02-20-14, 04:36 PM
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Is serving a surprisingly short sentence for killing all the golfers.
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Old 02-20-14, 05:04 PM
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Is a 13th stepper like you read about it in the Big Book...
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While he is usually fairly mild mannered, the combination of a harsh winter and thrombosied hemorrhoids has made him, well, cranky.
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Old 02-20-14, 06:47 PM
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With his crankiness increasing to 200% combined with his diminutive size, the townspeople now refer to him as a compact double crank.
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Old 02-20-14, 07:43 PM
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You might know him better by his pen name, Frau Blucher
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Old 02-20-14, 08:12 PM
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Can't decide; Does he want to be remembered as a flatulent flyer or a blatant liar...

Or both.
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Old 02-20-14, 09:56 PM
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...the heart and soul of moderation, propriety, and genial acceptance of his fellow man.
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Old 02-21-14, 07:43 AM
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Is a proponent of genital acceptance of his fellow man.
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Holds his genitals above all else...
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Old 02-21-14, 10:12 AM
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lost his genitals in a freak farm accident...the goat died, btw.
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Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

Known far and wide as a kind and genital man. One of genitale society where men are men and women laugh.
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Old 02-21-14, 02:50 PM
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....generally genuflects when gently confronted with genitalia, but on rare instances has been known to fall into a genial genital trance.
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Is known to cry over spilled milt.
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Still has milt nightmares from those long, hot summers spent working in the fish hatchery. Surrounded by strong, swarthy men spattered by milt.....
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His 3rd grade pupils call him Uncle Milt...
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he has developed fleeshliight tendonitis
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