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Old 03-06-21, 06:12 PM
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Laughs the loudest when he hears Ahsposo brag about how he's meaner than the little old lady from Pasadena.
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Puts the ADD in Laddies Night
And he's feelin right
Oh what a night
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Old 03-06-21, 08:12 PM
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Is meaner than a junk yard dog, always willing to take a bite out crime thanks to his trusty dentures, since he never leaves home without them.
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Old 03-07-21, 02:27 AM
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keeps his camarillo brillo dutifully groomed with his trusty encrusted tweezers and neatly adorned with a little green rosetta.....all for those nights on the town top of his pygmy pony ending with a divine stack of pancakes and sausage down at alfonzo's before heading off into the twilight to his van down by the river for a sound night of dreaming under the moonlight
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Old 03-07-21, 07:29 AM
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Doesn't need the lead filled snowshoes after moving out of Montana.
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Old 03-07-21, 07:51 AM
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Is discovering the joys of a Roadies Delight.
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Has a vast collection of greasy spoons from all the roadhouses he's eaten at.
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Old 03-07-21, 11:06 AM
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...he has too much class to collect greasy spoon spoons. He collects sporks exclusively.
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Being a BBQ enthusiast, he has kept all the BBQ stained T shirts from all of the cook offs he's ever been to.
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Old 03-07-21, 11:44 AM
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always carries two sets of dentures with him; one for bbq and another with far fewer teeth so he can lie and chew gum
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...too smart to bite on a spork.
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He recently remodeled his van down by the river using only red Solo cups, with it becoming an unexpected hit with art institutes and art critics around the world.
Not only that, It was even personally autographed by Toby Keith, now making it a No.1 travel destination for the BYOB crowd.
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Old 03-08-21, 12:24 AM
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replaced his cheryl tiegs poster with toby keith. not because he's gay or anything (though that'd be just fine, of course), but because it fits his ideal role model; the good ol' boy in his van down by the river. he's even got his own solar powered riding bull, a matching lawn chair set, and the biggest yeti cooler you've ever seen
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Really needs help with vocabulary, was looking at porn and got an insurrection.
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...thinking seriously about seeking some of the help he really needs for his porn addiction.
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Old 03-08-21, 10:07 AM
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he got help....from a closet nympho ...who's also an open foodie with chest hair
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...he recently asked an AI how beautiful he is. Of course, the answer came back that he's the fairest in the land.
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his sense of personal beauty is heightened tremendously in his tutu and colored coordinated nipple rings. inadvertently, he's developed a slight obsession with selfie photography.
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...all his selfies include an imaginary friend.
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Is starting to make Ahsposo seem kind of normal.
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...clears the lowest of bars with ease, due to his years of practice as an overachiever.
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Really knocks the starch out of this thread with his altar boy truthiness.
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...still has tremendous self esteem issues, originally triggered by not being molested as an altar boy.
He's looking for one of those AI beauty judging programs, that he can tweak to get the desired results.
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His fond memories of his alter boy days, are always brought to the forefront whenever Fathers Beam and Daniels are close at hand.
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...as a boy, his parents had him altered, just like they did with the cat and the two family dogs.
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