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Old 01-25-21, 03:54 PM
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Until then it's "Poopcicles for EVERYBODY!"
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Old 01-25-21, 08:49 PM
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...doesn't need pants, because as a cutting edge fashion influencer, he wears Luis Vitton.

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Old 01-26-21, 08:06 AM
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His once large hoard of Gilley's Texas Mom jeans is now down to one pair, which he now only wears on special occasions down at the Leisure Lounge.
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Old 01-26-21, 08:22 AM
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The main part of his plant based diet is beer.
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Old 01-26-21, 12:39 PM
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Says that like it's a bad thing.
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He's been waiting in the punch line for hours. Still doesn't get it.
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Old 01-26-21, 01:53 PM
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Remember this is the lies thread and we shouldn't make fun of Ahsposo for being "special".
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Old 01-26-21, 03:57 PM
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...remembers getting punched a lot in junior high school because he was "special".
Possums are always getting singled out for mistreatment by a bunch of young mammals.
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Old 01-26-21, 04:29 PM
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Still gets a laff remembering the fun everyone had holding the possum upside down and all the weird stuff that fell out of his pouch...
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Old 01-26-21, 06:56 PM
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...his mammalian supremacy page on Facebook has been identified by the Southern Possum Law Center, as the focus for a hate group.
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Old 01-26-21, 09:16 PM
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A leader of the mammalian superiority group the Boastful Bronys; this dangerous group has weaponized meaningless drivel and are infecting twitter with it. So far they fit right in...
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Old 01-26-21, 09:47 PM
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...goes on high alert every time he hears the secret mammalian superiority pass phrase, "Friendship is Magic".
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Knows there is no superiority like mammalian superiority.
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...although a marsupial, he is still embarrassingly aroused, whenever he sees mammalian breasts. It's one of his darkest personal secrets.
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The posters before him?...
Yeah, those are people who lied, lied

They were all my friends and just lied
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...a confirmed and lifelong solipsist, he believes that there are no posters before him.
Like many people in life, he's lying to himself, as a mechanism for coping. nttawwt
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Took down his Cheryl Tiegs poster.
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...his Facebook page for solipsists has 63,456 Facebook friends
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Even though they don't agree on much else. all the voices in his will tell you that the devil made him do it...
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Has his own personal metaphysics.
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Is packing a Colt Python in his possum pouch.
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... has a county license to carry a concealed hernia truss, and a "Come and Take It" T-shirt.
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....posts pretty bike pics, but none are actually his. he rides a blade scooter....with tassles
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He's laffing now but he'll be crying when scooters rule the world...
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He and his mom continually get into long discussions whenever he asks for the keys to her mobility scooter, and to take it on a spin around town.
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