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Lance is not a true cyclist

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Old 10-09-08, 03:28 PM
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Lance was a great TDF rider and a good cyclist, but I agree he is far from the "greatest ever". He still has a long way to go to win that title....

Unfortunately from the American perspective, cycling IS the Tour de France, and nothing more. There actually is alot more to bike racing than just the TDF, and to be the "greatest ever" you have to do more than just that (with some consistency).
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Gee, I was trying to get away from McCain v. Obama and I get this**********???

What qualities, say ye, actually constitute a true cyclist?
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Originally Posted by jmh321
Gee, I was trying to get away from McCain v. Obama and I get this**********???

What qualities, say ye, actually constitute a true cyclist?
Winning more than one significant event.
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Old 10-09-08, 03:33 PM
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****. I thought all i had to do is win 7 tours to be a real cyclist!
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So it's not enough just to compete, you have to win. And not just win something, you have to win everything.

Then I'm not even a real person.
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Originally Posted by cedricbosch
Originally Posted by jmh321
Gee, I was trying to get away from McCain v. Obama and I get this**********???

What qualities, say ye, actually constitute a true cyclist?
Winning more than one significant event.
take your pick, because you're clearly at least one of these:

1. clueless

2. ignorant.

3. stupid.

4. troll.

5. all of the above.
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Old 10-09-08, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by cedricbosch
Winning more than one significant event.



To the


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Old 10-09-08, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by cedricbosch
Winning more than one significant event.
Yeah, so none of are true cyclists then... At least I've won one event (hey, it was significant to me), probably more than most of you sorry asses.
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Old 10-09-08, 04:07 PM
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Bosch has got a point. Cyclists like Merckx and Hinault had years when they would win the tours of Italy, France and Spain.
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Here's some proof - check out Lance only WISHING he could be as true a cyclist as Floyd is

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Originally Posted by eb314
Here's some proof - check out Lance only WISHING he could be as true a cyclist as Floyd is

Elevated testosterone indeed.
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Originally Posted by mr. peugeot
Bosch has got a point. Cyclists like Merckx and Hinault had years when they would win the tours of Italy, France and Spain.
what's your point?
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Why does all of Bikeforums work inversely with the rest of the world?
For example:
If you have a nice bicycle, you have no skill.
If you have a nice bicycle, you have a small wang.
If you win a lot, you're not that great.
If your bicycle is sub-$1000, you will drop the rest of the world without even thinking.
etc.
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Old 10-09-08, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by mr. peugeot
Bosch has got a point. Cyclists like Merckx and Hinault had years when they would win the tours of Italy, France and Spain.
What year did either of them win all three?
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Originally Posted by Anti404
Why does all of Bikeforums work inversely with the rest of the world?
For example:
If you have a nice bicycle, you have no skill.
If you have a nice bicycle, you have a small wang.
If you win a lot, you're not that great.
If your bicycle is sub-$1000, you will drop the rest of the world without even thinking.
etc.
Because people are delusional
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Old 10-09-08, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by rog
What year did either of them win all three?

Noone has, but these guys came close. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_Crown_of_Cycling
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I am glad you cleared that up for me...
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Originally Posted by cedricbosch
I just copied and pasted.
Now if we could just cut and paste you somewhere else, we would be all set.
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The gifs on the first page make this embarrassingly predictable thread worthwhile.
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Originally Posted by cedricbosch
Winning more than one significant event.
Wim Vansevenant is going to be really disappointed to hear that.
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Originally Posted by mr. peugeot
Bosch has got a point. Cyclists like Merckx and Hinault had years when they would win the tours of Italy, France and Spain.
You're as deluded as he is.
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Originally Posted by umd
Yeah, so none of are true cyclists then... At least I've won one event (hey, it was significant to me), probably more than most of you sorry asses.
I got second place once.

There's no sorrier ass than Pcad. But I revel in that.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
Ari Gold RULES.
pcad, this is the first time we've ever been in agreement.
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