Riff Thread: You know you are way too obsessed with your road bike when....
08-08-05, 02:00 PM
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This happened to me today…
A gorgeous woman rides by and you check out her bike before you check her out, and, you can tell the year and model of the bike by its color / paint scheme.
T.J.
I need serious therapy...
A gorgeous woman rides by and you check out her bike before you check her out, and, you can tell the year and model of the bike by its color / paint scheme.
T.J.
I need serious therapy...
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08-08-05, 02:08 PM
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you're posting in a forum asking about waxing your bike.
08-08-05, 03:19 PM
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You clean your chain more frequently than you clean your fridge! 
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08-08-05, 03:32 PM
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You fall over while on your bike. You check your bike first.
08-08-05, 03:51 PM
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You wonder why your car isn't carbon fiber.
08-08-05, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Starclimber
...you stroke her top tube and fondle her saddle when no one's looking...or even when they are.
When you crash, you worry about any microscopic scratches on the bike much more than you worry about your own bruises and road rash.
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08-08-05, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Tequila Joe
This happened to me today…
A gorgeous woman rides by and you check out her bike before you check her out, and, you can tell the year and model of the bike by its color / paint scheme.
T.J.
I need serious therapy...
A gorgeous woman rides by and you check out her bike before you check her out, and, you can tell the year and model of the bike by its color / paint scheme.
T.J.
I need serious therapy...
George
08-08-05, 04:36 PM
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you lock up your bike to your dumbbell rack which is located in the spare bedroom.
08-08-05, 04:43 PM
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When you hear The Beatles, "The Long and Winding Road" ... and wonder how long and how winding it really would be -- on your bike.
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Originally Posted by V-Rock
I sometimes like to ride with a ferret in my pants while eating blowfish sushi just to up the ante.
08-08-05, 04:51 PM
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the background on your computer is of your bike not your wife/family and you secretly flip between your application and your desktop every so often to catch a peek of your bike.
T.J.
T.J.
08-08-05, 04:54 PM
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.... you would be fired immediately - and possibly sued - if your employer had ANY idea how much work time you burn on this forum......
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08-08-05, 05:35 PM
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You feel bad when company comes over for dinner because you have to "kick" your roadie out of the dining room and move her to the sun porch.
08-08-05, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Ostuni
.... you would be fired immediately - and possibly sued - if your employer had ANY idea how much work time you burn on this forum......
Ostuni, you're are just shy of 500 posts in just 2.25 months.
Pot -> Kettle -> Black
T.J.
P.S. You've violated your own rule
"PLEASE DON'T COMMENT ON OTHER POSTS No matter how funny they are - and there will be some FUNNY ones - refrain from comments or compliments so as to keep the riff going without interruption..."
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