Box O’ Crap, Series Seven
01-27-18, 09:36 PM
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Ohh Grand Crapmaster!
I understand and would like to join the exhalted list of BOC Series 7 Members.
As stated by 2cam16.. i also am a noob to this , please be kind.
I understand and would like to join the exhalted list of BOC Series 7 Members.
As stated by 2cam16.. i also am a noob to this , please be kind.
01-27-18, 10:06 PM
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I can see this thread is off to a crappy start! Subscribed 
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01-28-18, 05:51 AM
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It's been awhile. Toss me on the end of the list. Do you need any bits to seed the first box, or are you just going to carry over the stuff from the end of the sixth series?
01-28-18, 07:41 AM
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Grand High Crapmaster and signers-up take note: It appears that the price of shipping is creeping up. Current shipping cost seen on last BOC in the series VI, and confirmed at USPS site, is $18.90. I suggest that the rules be amended to be current in this regard.
01-28-18, 09:00 AM
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@fleslider added @smontanaro added
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01-28-18, 09:01 AM
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Thank you! Updated!
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01-28-18, 09:02 AM
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Unless something happens before it gets to me, the Sixth Edition box will carry over.
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01-28-18, 09:41 AM
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01-28-18, 10:14 AM
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There have been actual, documented instances where the box of crap was shipped prior to receipt. Of course, knowing that there are government agencies that would love to get hold of the Crapmaster Tardis, The Crapmaster went back in time to change the documentation to throw the feds off the trail.
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If someone tells you that you have enough bicycles and you don't need any more, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
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01-29-18, 11:33 AM
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USPS just had their annual price increase, so the new price is $18.90. Should the rules be edited to reflect this?
And it should be 'an' before the price, not 'a'. This is an $18.90 flat rate box.
Or if you really liked the 'a', you could rearrange the sentence a bit. This is a Large USPS Flat Rate box, for which the postage cost is $18.90.
And it should be 'an' before the price, not 'a'. This is an $18.90 flat rate box.
Or if you really liked the 'a', you could rearrange the sentence a bit. This is a Large USPS Flat Rate box, for which the postage cost is $18.90.
01-29-18, 01:27 PM
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USPS just had their annual price increase, so the new price is $18.90. Should the rules be edited to reflect this?
And it should be 'an' before the price, not 'a'. This is an $18.90 flat rate box.
Or if you really liked the 'a', you could rearrange the sentence a bit. This is a Large USPS Flat Rate box, for which the postage cost is $18.90.
And it should be 'an' before the price, not 'a'. This is an $18.90 flat rate box.
Or if you really liked the 'a', you could rearrange the sentence a bit. This is a Large USPS Flat Rate box, for which the postage cost is $18.90.
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01-29-18, 02:51 PM
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01-29-18, 03:06 PM
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Bonus for @ThermionicScott
Investment reference, but since I am not a broker/salesman, I have never had my Series 7.
Investment reference, but since I am not a broker/salesman, I have never had my Series 7.
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01-29-18, 04:12 PM
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01-29-18, 08:47 PM
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Oh great regenerated crapmaster, I am ready to achieve MR7 in Series Seven - please add me to the list.
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1979 Trek 710; 1981 Trek 412; 1981 Trek 710
1984 Specialized Stumpjumper Sport; 1985 Specialized Allez SE; 1988 Specialized Sirrus; 1989 Specialized Rock Combo
1984 Ross Mt. Hood
1988 Centurion Ironman Expert
1991 Bridgestone RB-1
1992 Serotta Colorado TG
2015 Elephant NFE
1979 Trek 710; 1981 Trek 412; 1981 Trek 710
1984 Specialized Stumpjumper Sport; 1985 Specialized Allez SE; 1988 Specialized Sirrus; 1989 Specialized Rock Combo
1984 Ross Mt. Hood
1988 Centurion Ironman Expert
1991 Bridgestone RB-1
1992 Serotta Colorado TG
2015 Elephant NFE
01-29-18, 09:22 PM
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02-07-18, 10:19 AM
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I appreciate your interest! Unfortunately, if you re-read rule #11, you must have 150 posts before you can be added to the list. Don’t despair, keep following along and posting. You will get there! When you do, please re-submit your request. Thanks!
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02-07-18, 11:53 AM
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Post often, and mightily you will, and the crap will floweth. The journey of a thousand posts begins with the first one.
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02-17-18, 09:05 AM
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The box is getting closer, stay tuned for Series Seven to start...
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02-17-18, 01:50 PM
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Two pages already and a queue thirteen deep including the omniscient one on a series that hasn't even started yet is just a hint of the good crap that is in our destiny. I'll jump in after the pandemonium has subsided...
03-04-18, 06:17 PM
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Dear Master of the Crap Seven:
I humbly request to be added to the list for Series Seven. I have read Rule #11. Check out my post count and you will see that this message gets me to 150....I have been soooo anxious for this day to arrive!
I've read all of the other rules and promise to comply. AND, some time ago @lascaucaveman offered to throw rocks at my house if I fail....he lives just a few miles from me.
Last, please know that I have some nice bits of crap rat-holed for the day the glorious box comes to me.
Thanks in advance for your consideration!!
Dean
I humbly request to be added to the list for Series Seven. I have read Rule #11. Check out my post count and you will see that this message gets me to 150....I have been soooo anxious for this day to arrive!
I've read all of the other rules and promise to comply. AND, some time ago @lascaucaveman offered to throw rocks at my house if I fail....he lives just a few miles from me.
Last, please know that I have some nice bits of crap rat-holed for the day the glorious box comes to me.
Thanks in advance for your consideration!!
Dean
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