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Old 01-13-20, 08:02 AM
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His favorite part of flying is the TSa patdown.
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Old 01-13-20, 09:23 AM
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Currently correcting bad lip fillers and at the hair salon.
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Old 01-14-20, 08:57 AM
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Didn't make the donuts today, there is no lemon filling in Mudville.
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Sold his soul to the company store for a Twinkie, a Ho-Ho and an RC cola.
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As a member of the Pepsi Generation he is often urged to diet. He says it's easy with the tiny cans they have now, if he could stop at one.
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...when he was a boy, you could buy Twinkies for a dime. Those were good times, and life was sweet.
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That's not much of a lie.
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...still wonders what his life might have been like, had there only been a chocolate Twinkie.
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Only eats deep fried Twinkies.
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...was the original writer of the hit song, "Sugar, Sugar".
He was thrown out of The Archies and screwed out of his royalties in a classic story of music industry betrayal.
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Was screwed out of more than royalties.
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Always the kind of guy that will kiss and tell, proudly bragged to anyone who would listen, that on his European vacation "I got royally screwed!"
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Is ok with Megxit as the royal screwing will be two doors down.
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I thought you wanted Arguments.
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Adopted the rather quaint missionary argument position.
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Only posts in this thread for the money.
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Gets great satisfaction in paying it backwards.
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The hot air emitted by his lies is being investigated as a source of global warming.
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Vurst case oof Liars' block you've evah zeen.
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Vurst case oof Liars' block you've evah zeen.
His/Her other bike is ...electric.
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