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Old 01-27-20, 11:50 PM
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Is a connoisseur of the lime wedgie.
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...he prefers his wedgies with a twist.
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Old 01-28-20, 01:40 PM
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Isn't worried about Coronavirus because he only drinks Modelo
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Is in talks to get Nick Offerman to do a Ron Swanson ad campaign for his new product idea; Beyond Plants: Meat Based Meat. He's already talked the USDA into issuing him an official 100% Bull certification.
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Old 01-29-20, 01:09 AM
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His bologna has a first name but it's under witness protection.
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Old 01-29-20, 05:38 AM
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Since he was a child he's been in the witless protection program.
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...he was never a child. Not ever. He hopes to be reincarnated as a child, just so he can learn from the experience.
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Left at a baby box, returned.
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His low self-esteem has never held him back from utter failure.
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His udder failure revealed how his life really sucked.
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Thinks people who have a certain tick-borne disease are immune to the flu going around so is recommending Corona with Lyme to everyone.
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Old 01-30-20, 10:31 AM
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Even Mr. Rogers has a restraining order filed against him.
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Went to the local head shop to check out Instant Pots. He left underwhelmed.
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Underwhelmed ‘cause what’s a headless pothead to think.
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...wrote his Master's thesis in English on the etymology of English words using the root word, "whelm". It was good enough for a degree, neither overwhelming nor underwhelming.
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In the fiercest storm he thought he heard the captain cry out “grab the whelm” so he did and rushed the poop deck with Volume II of the O.E.D.
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He stood upon the burning deck, beside his sister Molly.
It was not only hot to him, 'twas also hot to Molly.
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Any ship he's on is a ship of fools.
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..."cabin boy" is his B+D safety phrase.
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His safety phrase is, "Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out"




Whether anyone heard, we'll never know.
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