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Old 03-19-14, 09:09 PM
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is a lot funnier in the 'truths' thread over in the knitting forum.
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Makes a darn good living mending socks.
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Carefully fits each member of the Red Hot Chili Peppers with a fresh sock every night.
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forgive him. he's been locked in an abandoned refrigerator since '91.
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Forgot to plug the refrigerator in.
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Has to get up in three hours to make the donuts.
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adores the simple subtlety of the black box. it struck him quickly, quietly. like the passing whiff of a stranger's gas while riding the afternoon metro. surprising, but darkly refreshing. mysterious, yet intimately familiar.

"black box. black box..." he whispered it.
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Old 03-21-14, 08:53 AM
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While he hasn't come out as gay, he is very openly a happy finger-sniffer...
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hangs out in trees sniffing fingers.
Here he is caught on film doing that.
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Trees remind him of his salad days as a tree crawling Limey gecko whose idea of getting "some strange" was snagging a walking stick at the Hooverville arboretum.
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WD40 is his personal lube, chain cleaner, and bathroom air freshener.
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Discovered WD-40 is a tasty salad dressing and stool softener.
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His avatar is scratch 'n sniff.
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As the worlds first blind glacier skier, his constant companion & guide dog is "Rumpus". Of course...traveling the frozen wasteland by following Rumpus' gaseous vapors gives new meaning to "Doing it doggy style".
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does it doggy style (and three other ways) with his la-z-boy.
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does it doggy style (and three other ways) with his la-z-boy.
...had a Lay-Z-Boy for many years, but tired of the upholstery and traded him in on a newer, younger, pool boy. The old recliner was only good for a couple of positions anyway.
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Is seething with jealousy because of chewielewie's new pool boy. He'll teach them that he's not one to be cast out like some old couch. He's got a steel frame, after all...
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Knows that with a few good shots of WD40, his steel frame will be as good as new.
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Knows that with a couple of shots of WD-40 his stools will be as soft as threaded pearls.
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...knows that if you vape enough WD-40 in a supportive and secure environment, you can see the face of a loving and merciful god.
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DARPA called him regarding his WD-40 eCig sold as the "Flamethrower".
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Is using WD-40 as a Zombie Freshener.

Early results are encouraging, to mumble the least.
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through the first weekend of the ncaas, his bracket is unbelievably still perfect. he even picked mercer over duke. mercer over duke? yep, even mercer.

he started dreaming of warren buffett's billion dollar prize then. "is this my fate?" he asked aloud. "i knew it. this changes everything."
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