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Old 02-01-20, 11:24 AM
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He’s the cell block’s favorite boy to be in front.
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...inspired long ago by the song "96 Tears", he's modeled his public persona after the Mysterians' front man.


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Always competitive, he cried 97 tears...
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Brings tears to the eyes of those around him, but not for the right reasons.
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His tears are such a gas.
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...his new garage band, Exclamation Point and the Cistercians, is booked to play the Vatican this coming Easter.
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Afraid to tell the Pope not to wear white after Labor Day.
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Gave me a quick peep at a pipe he made for the Pope's holy smoke.
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The smoke he saw in Rome wasn't white or black but it smelled interesting. He was told it was...LEMON.
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A connoisseur of fine Italian sewers as described in The Best of Blackwaters Euro Tourer 2, “I find aged holy waters in particular refine the depth and experience to the discriminating palate”.
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Had his Huffy blessed by the Pope. Now he tells everybody he rides a Holy Roller.
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Failed to see his shadow because he doesn't have one.
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His owl is not superb.
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...his superbowl will always be the one that was open 24 hours over on the west side of town, and had Tuesday night league bowling.
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Fondly calls his porcelain throne the Super Bowl’s super bowl.
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Rushed late last night to the ER for an extreme case of acute Cheeto fingers.
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After yesterday, his bowels are still super duper.
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You won that bet.
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...frequently rides his bike singing "On the Street Where You Live" out loud in his pleasant baritone. Nobody he passes thinks it's creepy.
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Being an anxious, crotchety, difficult old guy he gets assistance from the Anti-Social Insecurity Program...
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Attributes his wheezing to that alto sax reed he inhaled back in sixth grade.
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...he played the saxophone in college, but he never inhaled.
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