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Old 12-24-16, 03:27 PM
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Will co-star as the sidekick alongside Harrison Ford and Richard Roundtree in "Shaft vs Indiana Jones and the Temple of D'oh!"
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Old 12-24-16, 04:47 PM
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Now just cannot stop thinking about the shaft.
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Finishes all of his statements with "just like the gypsy woman said".
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Tonight is his night to be the Sugar Plum Fairy!
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Old 12-26-16, 09:36 AM
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Looks worse for wear the next morning, what with his candy coating licked away and his filling sucked out.
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Old 12-26-16, 07:16 PM
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Is consumed with jealousy because his filling did not get sucked out.
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Old 12-26-16, 10:14 PM
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Has ideas. All kinds of ideas. Big ideas. You could even say he's an idea man.
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Old 12-26-16, 11:46 PM
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His employer does not allow him to have big ideas, since they take up far too much space in what little mind his employer has decided to leave him.
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Old 12-26-16, 11:55 PM
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He's disturbed at the lack of women liars in here. That's about to change tomorrow morning with the help of his surgeon and a bottle of tequila.
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Old 12-27-16, 06:05 AM
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After staying at a Holiday Inn Excess last night he's off to help @dynodonn sort out his gender identity issues.
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Old 12-27-16, 08:24 AM
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He has been in the closet for many years, and he would of came out years ago, but he is still trying to figure out where the wide open door is.
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Old 12-27-16, 08:26 AM
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Has always said, when God shuts a door, he bricks up the window.
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Old 12-27-16, 09:58 AM
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Tells me he was thinking about the saying "Physician heal thyself." He wonders what a jerk should do...
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Old 12-27-16, 11:46 AM
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Is stocking up on lies at the after Festivus sales.
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Old 12-27-16, 05:39 PM
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Skips directly to the feats of strength.
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Old 12-28-16, 11:25 AM
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skips the 'feats of strength' because there's no point
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Old 12-28-16, 12:45 PM
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Uses spackling and toothpaste interchangeably.
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Old 12-28-16, 01:04 PM
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thinks there's a problem with that...
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He also thinks that switching between toothpaste and spackling compound is a problem, so he stays faithful in brushing his teeth with Preparation H all the time.
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Old 12-28-16, 10:34 PM
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Stealth dental hygienist, decorates cakes with toothpaste.
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Old 12-29-16, 07:40 AM
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His party trick this season is sucking the filling out of a Twinkie®.
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Has a Benjamin riding on the Liars versus the Truthers in the RNC Bowl.
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After attending a couple of sessions of Trump Self Esteem courses, he had to inform his employer in his taking several weeks off from work for injuring his arm in patting himself on the back.
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Is hunkering down in his bunker to avoid any more bad news in 2016.
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He will be joining me and many others in the same bunker.
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