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Old 07-25-17, 03:12 PM
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Is still sitting on that bench.
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Old 07-25-17, 03:18 PM
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Didn't really pay much attention to Goldie Hawn in a bikini, and thanks Kurt Russell didn't either.
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Old 07-25-17, 04:15 PM
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Vellly interstink
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Old 07-25-17, 05:47 PM
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But schtupid.
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Old 07-25-17, 09:13 PM
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Has a lifetime supply of mismatched socks, a gift from Judy Carne.
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Checks under his bed every night for the sock monster.
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Keeps a set of spare socks strategically stashed in his bibs.
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Old 07-26-17, 03:58 AM
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An avid collector, he has a complete set of the socks worn by The Red Hot Chili Peppers at the Kit Kat Club on May 17, 1983.

"They are in a glorious unwashed condition and still have that raw rock n roll essence after all these years!" he will gush to anyone who will get near him.
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Old 07-26-17, 07:12 AM
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His one man Broadway show Sock Puppet Finds The Glory Hole opened to rave reviews.
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Old 07-27-17, 02:43 PM
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Collected bail money to spring skijor out of the slammer and headed the opposite direction.
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Old 07-27-17, 03:31 PM
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Is willing to testify that skijor did everything he is accused of and point out some things the police missed.
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During the police line up, he quickly pointed out one particular woman, and exclaimed, "Yes officer, I recognize that her, that's the woman I robbed!".
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Old 07-27-17, 10:27 PM
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Is taller than he looks in mug shots.
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Old 07-28-17, 04:26 AM
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In an effort to gain street cred, he has started rapping his rap sheet.

"I was papered for parking overtime - left my ride on a yellow line - paid cash for throwing trash - meter maid has a face I'm gonna smash" are just some of the "lyrics" he "sings".
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Old 07-28-17, 07:18 AM
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Riding back to Folsom on the Johnny Cash Trail is high on his bucket list.
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Old 07-28-17, 08:22 AM
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Killed a man just to watch him die.
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His real name is Sue.
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Old 07-28-17, 09:29 AM
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Walks the line, especially when he gets pulled over after swimming with Willie in Whiskey River.
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Old 07-28-17, 11:28 AM
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Wants to his one of his mug shots on his drivers license to make it easy for the cops to recognize him.
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His mug shot was banned in Post Offices because it was scaring away customers.
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Before every ride he adjusts the frequency of his g-string to precisely 391.995 Hz.
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Combined perfect pitch and a no-hitter for the world's first baseball opera.
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Has invented a sign language for the tone deaf.
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Is pitching his hands-free ASL dialect (known as Stinky Feet) to avoid the ACLU filing an ADA lawsuit.
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Knows what Skijor is really up to on his "vacation".
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