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Old 11-25-17, 07:30 AM
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His Amazon Echo only repeats what he says. He's OK with that because he thinks he says interesting things.
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Old 11-25-17, 10:00 AM
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His nursing home has long since grown accustomed to his dining hall antics, and now have purposely built his very own eating section, well away from the home's other residents.
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Old 11-25-17, 04:15 PM
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Is not much looking forward to the nursing home after it was explained to him that it did NOT involve THAT type of nursing but he could have an Ensure.
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Has been permanently banned from his nursing home's bingo night, after he spiked the punch bowl with Miralax, and locked all the bathroom doors.
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Old 11-26-17, 10:11 AM
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Is so excited! The Krispy Kreme doughnut he's been beta testing, a doughnut filled doughnut, is finally coming to market tomorrow.
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Invented a placebo donut, the fake holes were the hardest part.
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Old 11-27-17, 05:41 PM
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Wants to replace the red pill and blue pill choice with red or blue donuts.
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Old 11-28-17, 05:19 AM
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Insists the he is NOT fat and filthy but is cream-filled with sprinkles.
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Old 11-28-17, 11:50 AM
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Wants to be deep fried instead of cremated when the time comes, and hopes there's enough let from the life insurance to go for the extra crispy coating.
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Old 11-28-17, 04:43 PM
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Has in his will to have his ashes mixed in with the concrete foundation of the newest KFC, so he will never have far to go in getting the only item that was ever on his bucket list.
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Old 11-28-17, 08:34 PM
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His ashes are destined for Big Daddy Smurf’s pizza special dough mix.
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Old 11-28-17, 10:07 PM
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Ordered the Smurfette special, got his ashes hauled by Big Daddy instead. Gave a half-star review on Yelp.
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Thinks using a credit card is "paying it forward".
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Old 11-29-17, 04:22 PM
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Only made it to bucket #2 when playing Bozo Buckets
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Hired a hitman the last time he played Whack-a-Mole.

"I'm a winner, no matter what it takes." he told Electronic Sportsman magazine writer Carlo "The Bugman" Buggiani.
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His new board game Rosy Palm’s Whack-A-Mole is quite the hit at the senior center.
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Old 11-30-17, 09:29 AM
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Was banned from his local county fair after he opened his carnival game of "Choking Chicken While On Pot."
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Old 11-30-17, 12:28 PM
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As a former paper shuffler, he credits his dominance in the UFC octagon to his classic 'three-hole punch' attack.
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Old 11-30-17, 05:42 PM
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Folds and spindles, but wont mutilate without a good reason.
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Let's all wish @no_motor? a speedy recovery - but with his metabolism what else could happen - from emergency bowel surgery last night. The doctors removed a nearly 5 lb. mass of undigested squirrel hair and flesh from his lower intestine. Get well soon buddy! And in the future stick to chasing tennis balls...
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Was watching the hospital dumpsters all nights, calling dibs on said mass over the (other) homeless dumpster divers.
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Was invited over to ahsposo's house the other night, and instead of ahsposo bringing out his usual vacation slides, ahsposo brought out his colonoscopy photos. To no motor?'s amazement, several of the photos had ahsposo's face smiling back at the camera.
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Has photo-bombed my pictures on several occasions...
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Was ordered by the judge to house arrest and wear the live streaming ankle-cam bracelet at all times. The courts NoMotor.com site servers are constantly overloaded by public interest in his bodily functions.
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