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11-25-17, 07:30 AM
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His Amazon Echo only repeats what he says. He's OK with that because he thinks he says interesting things.
11-25-17, 10:00 AM
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His nursing home has long since grown accustomed to his dining hall antics, and now have purposely built his very own eating section, well away from the home's other residents.
11-25-17, 04:15 PM
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Is not much looking forward to the nursing home after it was explained to him that it did NOT involve THAT type of nursing but he could have an Ensure.
11-26-17, 12:04 AM
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Has been permanently banned from his nursing home's bingo night, after he spiked the punch bowl with Miralax, and locked all the bathroom doors.
11-26-17, 10:11 AM
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Is so excited! The Krispy Kreme doughnut he's been beta testing, a doughnut filled doughnut, is finally coming to market tomorrow.
11-26-17, 08:19 PM
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Invented a placebo donut, the fake holes were the hardest part.
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11-27-17, 05:41 PM
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Wants to replace the red pill and blue pill choice with red or blue donuts.
11-28-17, 05:19 AM
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Insists the he is NOT fat and filthy but is cream-filled with sprinkles.
11-28-17, 11:50 AM
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Wants to be deep fried instead of cremated when the time comes, and hopes there's enough let from the life insurance to go for the extra crispy coating.
11-28-17, 04:43 PM
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Has in his will to have his ashes mixed in with the concrete foundation of the newest KFC, so he will never have far to go in getting the only item that was ever on his bucket list.
11-28-17, 08:34 PM
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His ashes are destined for Big Daddy Smurf’s pizza special dough mix.
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11-28-17, 10:07 PM
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Ordered the Smurfette special, got his ashes hauled by Big Daddy instead. Gave a half-star review on Yelp.
11-29-17, 05:23 AM
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Thinks using a credit card is "paying it forward".
11-29-17, 04:22 PM
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Only made it to bucket #2 when playing Bozo Buckets
11-30-17, 06:46 AM
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Hired a hitman the last time he played Whack-a-Mole.
"I'm a winner, no matter what it takes." he told Electronic Sportsman magazine writer Carlo "The Bugman" Buggiani.
"I'm a winner, no matter what it takes." he told Electronic Sportsman magazine writer Carlo "The Bugman" Buggiani.
11-30-17, 08:06 AM
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His new board game Rosy Palm’s Whack-A-Mole is quite the hit at the senior center.
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11-30-17, 09:29 AM
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Was banned from his local county fair after he opened his carnival game of "Choking Chicken While On Pot."
11-30-17, 12:28 PM
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As a former paper shuffler, he credits his dominance in the UFC octagon to his classic 'three-hole punch' attack.
11-30-17, 05:42 PM
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Folds and spindles, but wont mutilate without a good reason.
12-01-17, 06:20 AM
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Let's all wish @no_motor? a speedy recovery - but with his metabolism what else could happen - from emergency bowel surgery last night. The doctors removed a nearly 5 lb. mass of undigested squirrel hair and flesh from his lower intestine. Get well soon buddy! And in the future stick to chasing tennis balls...
12-01-17, 12:05 PM
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Was watching the hospital dumpsters all nights, calling dibs on said mass over the (other) homeless dumpster divers.
12-01-17, 10:52 PM
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Was invited over to ahsposo's house the other night, and instead of ahsposo bringing out his usual vacation slides, ahsposo brought out his colonoscopy photos. To no motor?'s amazement, several of the photos had ahsposo's face smiling back at the camera.
12-02-17, 11:14 AM
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Has photo-bombed my pictures on several occasions...
12-02-17, 12:22 PM
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Is banned from Walmart photobooths across America.
12-02-17, 04:08 PM
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Was ordered by the judge to house arrest and wear the live streaming ankle-cam bracelet at all times. The courts NoMotor.com site servers are constantly overloaded by public interest in his bodily functions.
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