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01-14-18, 10:52 PM
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Was banned from 7 Eleven by an ugly woman when he tried to return some haggis.
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01-15-18, 05:59 AM
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Caused a panic at his local 7 Eleven the other day when he asked for ice.
01-15-18, 09:27 AM
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Being a quick learner, he now wears his nostalgia Ice, Ice , Baby tee shirt to his favorite Seven Elevens for shorter lines or to do his preferred self checkout.
01-15-18, 10:27 AM
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Wonders when it's going to quit snowing.
01-16-18, 06:57 AM
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Will kill for cereal.
01-16-18, 09:55 AM
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While removing his "does this include my senior discount" hat that covers up most of his hair loss while waiting for the earlybird special to arrive at his favorite Denny's he realized he had no idea when he'd quit being an excitable boy and became a crotchety old fart. And he didn't care when that happened, he just wished the waitress would hurry up with his order so he could get home before dark.
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01-17-18, 12:59 PM
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All of his conversations are limited to two-syllable words.
01-17-18, 03:57 PM
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Uses sign language when he talks to himself.
01-18-18, 03:27 PM
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Is always called on the chip in for all those extra donuts.
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01-19-18, 01:11 PM
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His idea for a new Ben & Jerry's flavor...Call of Dooty...the jury's still out.
01-19-18, 08:39 PM
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Is trying to open his very own pizza chain, and thought that the Clintons would be receptive in partnering with him, but he is starting to think that the Ben and Ghazi's name might be a sticking point.
01-20-18, 05:09 PM
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Is trying to open a pizza box and having a very hard time.
01-20-18, 11:47 PM
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Saw that glue sticks were on sale at Staples last week.
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01-21-18, 07:41 AM
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Tries to get high sniffing glue sticks.
01-21-18, 09:49 AM
Banned.
His wife saw that the Staples glue sticks were on sale as well, now he has to stand with one leg in the toilet.
01-21-18, 10:07 AM
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His identical twin does all the lying. He does all the denying.
01-21-18, 10:43 AM
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Annoyed at his lack of success teaching his pet cockroaches to sit up and beg, he has had limited success teaching them to roll over and play dead.
"I use the can of Raid® as a teaching aid and it works pretty good after a while." he told Gregor Samsa, feature editor for Pet Pest Fancier. "They're pretty slow learners, but I'm patient and there's a whole lot of them."
"I use the can of Raid® as a teaching aid and it works pretty good after a while." he told Gregor Samsa, feature editor for Pet Pest Fancier. "They're pretty slow learners, but I'm patient and there's a whole lot of them."
01-21-18, 07:54 PM
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Is a firm believer in the power of positive drinking.
01-21-18, 08:05 PM
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Needs a wheelchair accessible 12 step program.
01-21-18, 08:12 PM
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Believes the funding will be there for the lift.
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01-21-18, 08:51 PM
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Likes being treated like a king by his locker room buddies, and in that they regularly give him a royal lift.
01-22-18, 05:34 PM
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Is the subject of a really great article in the current People magazine. It seems our own @dynodonn has quite a career as a plus size senior male model.
"Hey! I didn't get this body working out in the gym!" he told Gladys Aman, staff writer.
"Hey! I didn't get this body working out in the gym!" he told Gladys Aman, staff writer.
