Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2
01-23-18, 08:46 AM
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When "The Biggest Loser" first aired on TV, he originally thought that he made it to the big time, in that the show was about his life, and then to his great disappointment, only find out the it was just a show about a bunch of people losing weight.
01-23-18, 12:15 PM
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His autobiography, Moons Across America, follows him as he moons his way past America's security cameras...starting with windy's.
01-23-18, 02:42 PM
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Still a regular on people of Walmart, even if the cold weather has reduced his lunar exposures.
01-23-18, 03:31 PM
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Still a regular in a women's restroom in Wal*Mart even though his disguise is lacking "authenticity".
01-23-18, 04:43 PM
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Walmart security is regularly called to escort him out of the men's restroom, and to direct him to the women's.
01-23-18, 06:16 PM
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Won't stop hitting on me.
01-24-18, 07:14 AM
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Is especially good at expectorating (and now has that song stuck in his head).
01-24-18, 07:34 AM
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After finally getting his G.E.D., he's expectorating he can finally get a job.
01-24-18, 08:11 AM
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So you've met his kid Duncan...
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01-24-18, 02:00 PM
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Is truly sorry he knows what a TimBit is.
01-25-18, 05:25 AM
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Most days he can be found laying on his sofa watching repeats on The History Channel.
01-25-18, 12:00 PM
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Only lies under oath.
01-26-18, 12:32 PM
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Would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their dog.
01-26-18, 07:00 PM
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Had to be told it's not that kind of grass.
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01-27-18, 05:29 AM
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Fertilizes his lawn the "old-fashioned" way.
01-27-18, 10:50 AM
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Due to comments, from his wife and friends, about the bright sun reflection off the top of his head, and his constantly tell the world about his "green thumb" prowess, he now sports a chia wig.
01-27-18, 10:52 AM
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Taught Justin Bieber everything he knows.
01-27-18, 12:28 PM
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Has a talking Roseanne Barr blow-up doll.
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His lies are time-delayed. You know..like Congress.
