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Old 01-23-18, 08:46 AM
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When "The Biggest Loser" first aired on TV, he originally thought that he made it to the big time, in that the show was about his life, and then to his great disappointment, only find out the it was just a show about a bunch of people losing weight.
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Old 01-23-18, 12:15 PM
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His autobiography, Moons Across America, follows him as he moons his way past America's security cameras...starting with windy's.
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Old 01-23-18, 02:42 PM
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Still a regular on people of Walmart, even if the cold weather has reduced his lunar exposures.
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Still a regular in a women's restroom in Wal*Mart even though his disguise is lacking "authenticity".
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Walmart security is regularly called to escort him out of the men's restroom, and to direct him to the women's.
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Won't stop hitting on me.
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Old 01-24-18, 07:14 AM
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Is especially good at expectorating (and now has that song stuck in his head).
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Old 01-24-18, 07:34 AM
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After finally getting his G.E.D., he's expectorating he can finally get a job.
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Old 01-24-18, 08:09 AM
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His version of G. E. D. is gorging enormous donuts.
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Old 01-24-18, 08:11 AM
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So you've met his kid Duncan...
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Most of his body is made of TimBits.
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Old 01-24-18, 02:00 PM
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Is truly sorry he knows what a TimBit is.
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Is a Sims character in real life, with his wife continually pushing his buttons.
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Most days he can be found laying on his sofa watching repeats on The History Channel.
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Only lies under oath.
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Old 01-26-18, 08:29 AM
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While on a food coma, he's generally ends up lying under anything.
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Would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their dog.
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Is my biggest customer in buying my custom painted " Get Off My Lawn!" signs.
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Had to be told it's not that kind of grass.
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Fertilizes his lawn the "old-fashioned" way.
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Due to comments, from his wife and friends, about the bright sun reflection off the top of his head, and his constantly tell the world about his "green thumb" prowess, he now sports a chia wig.
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Taught Justin Bieber everything he knows.
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Has a life size pin up of Daphne Blake on his man cave wall.
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Has a talking Roseanne Barr blow-up doll.
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His lies are time-delayed. You know..like Congress.
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