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Old 02-02-18, 12:12 PM
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Told them their fees are LOW, easy payments.
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Arrested by Customs and Border Patrol at ATL as he arrived from Africa. He was attempting to smuggle a family of naked mole rats into the country by hiding them in his underwear. He claimed he had no idea how they got there.
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Old 02-03-18, 10:59 AM
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Went into business in restoring and building vintage outhouses, and figured "Sit Hole Country" would be a catchy name for it.
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Old 02-03-18, 07:00 PM
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Knows that enterprise will be HUGE, the best you've ever seen.
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Being a "real man" he flushes twice regardless whether he needs to or not.
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Old 02-05-18, 07:23 AM
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Refuses to be "put in that stupid ark" and declares himself to be "species neutral".
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Old 02-05-18, 11:25 AM
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Knows what really happened to jsharr.
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Old 02-05-18, 01:12 PM
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He shot jsharr back in 1980. (To be fair, he had it coming)
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Shot the sheriff, but did not shoot the deputy.
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Was always gentle when riding his horse to visit Sheriff Taylor.
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Against Sheriff Taylor's direct order, he supplied Barney with armor piercing bullets.
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Old 02-05-18, 03:09 PM
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As a master of disaster, he's singlehandly caused more damage than the victory celebration in Philadelphia.
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Old 02-05-18, 05:07 PM
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His version of the Philadelphia Experiment is making Philly Cheese Steaks disappear on a daily basis.
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Plans on vacationing in The City of Brotherly Love.

"I'm looking forward to some heavy incestuous gay action!" he told Nancy Capers, special corespondent for The Curious Wanderer magazine.
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Old 02-05-18, 07:56 PM
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Still waiting for his ship to come in, but it went to the next port.
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Insists that he is not just staying home, laying on the sofa watching endless reruns of Friends but is "flying under the radar".
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Old 02-06-18, 09:21 AM
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While bending over at the Trump International Resort in Waikiki, he single handedly caused the Hawaiian missile alert when one of his more extensive flatulence episodes launched several nearby objects off of the resort's poolside tables.
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Double-dips 'lady chips'.

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His version of being " In the chips" is having numerous empty bags of Doritos strewn around his house.
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Because of his limitations, when he was a schoolboy he entertained himself during class by pulling the wings off of lies.
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Still insisting you should "fight fire with fire". Even Floyd and G**ber know you fight fire with water.

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Fights firewater with a firewater chaser.
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Is experimenting with 3 wrongs to try to make a right.
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He just won't stop, no matter how many times the Gong sounds.
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He forgot to advance the filmstrip and made the class all confused.
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