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Old 02-10-18, 06:15 AM
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Failed his high school Sex Ed class because of a premature show and tell exhibit.
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Old 02-10-18, 07:30 AM
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Is the real inventor of the velociraptor.
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After his last divorce, the Jurassic Park "Clever Girl" scene gave him constant nightmares for many weeks afterwards.
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Mixed Cover Girl with McCormick and tried to create a Spice Girl.
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His blowup doll ran off with another man.
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Graduated first in his class.
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The Crazy Hand Jive is more than a song and dance to him, it's been his life's ambition since he was a teen.
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Old 02-11-18, 07:58 PM
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Swore he couldn't dance but the donuts were well above ahsposo's standards
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Old 02-12-18, 07:57 AM
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He's an independent gentlemen...indigent they say.
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Thinks he's "The Most Interesting Man in the World", after numerous law enforcement agencies around the country placed him on their "Person of Interest" lists.
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Old 02-12-18, 11:16 AM
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Has a donut named after him in bakeries around the world.
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Old 02-12-18, 02:25 PM
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Old 02-12-18, 04:10 PM
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Blew one light in his LED covered suit, it went dark.
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His co-workers eagerly await for him to donate work clothing from his wardrobe, since it saves them consider time and money in obtaining items for the company's Ugly Christmas Sweater party.
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Old 02-13-18, 03:58 AM
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Was going to be blue for Christmas but the hair dye made it violet.
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Says he wants to be a new asphalt road for Valentines Day because that's the only way he'll get laid.
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Old 02-15-18, 04:43 PM
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Spent his lunch hour stocking up on the Valentine's Day candy while it was on sale.
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Realized today his days as the playground bully are numbered as his shove has turned into push.
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Feels that today's children need to toughen up more, and has started his own after school program, in which he has devised numerous hardy courses for turning the weakling adolescents into lean and tough individuals, mirroring his own image. The curriculum includes many entry classes which include running with scissors, sticking metal knives into wall outlets, recess having his personally approved playground equipment from many years past, along with more advance courses, such as metal power line tower climbing, balcony pool diving, and flatulence igniting, being a few.
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Old 02-15-18, 11:59 PM
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Says he wants to be a new asphalt road for Valentines Day because that's the only way he'll get laid.
They spray painted Xs on the manhole covers again, this may not actually be a lie...
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Old 02-16-18, 08:42 AM
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The beer he had for breakfast wasn't bad, so he had one more for dessert.
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Found his cleanest dirty shirt.
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Even the crack of dawn isn't safe from him.
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