Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2
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Failed his high school Sex Ed class because of a premature show and tell exhibit.
02-10-18, 11:33 AM
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After his last divorce, the Jurassic Park "Clever Girl" scene gave him constant nightmares for many weeks afterwards.
02-11-18, 03:47 AM
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Mixed Cover Girl with McCormick and tried to create a Spice Girl.
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02-11-18, 06:19 AM
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His blowup doll ran off with another man.
02-11-18, 07:37 AM
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1 man's blow is another man's job
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02-11-18, 08:28 AM
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Graduated first in his class.
02-11-18, 09:13 AM
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The Crazy Hand Jive is more than a song and dance to him, it's been his life's ambition since he was a teen.
02-11-18, 07:58 PM
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Swore he couldn't dance but the donuts were well above ahsposo's standards
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02-12-18, 08:34 AM
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Thinks he's "The Most Interesting Man in the World", after numerous law enforcement agencies around the country placed him on their "Person of Interest" lists.
02-12-18, 11:16 AM
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Has a donut named after him in bakeries around the world.
02-12-18, 02:25 PM
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Regularly has wardrobe malfunctions.
02-12-18, 04:10 PM
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Blew one light in his LED covered suit, it went dark.
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02-12-18, 04:53 PM
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His co-workers eagerly await for him to donate work clothing from his wardrobe, since it saves them consider time and money in obtaining items for the company's Ugly Christmas Sweater party.
02-13-18, 03:58 AM
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Was going to be blue for Christmas but the hair dye made it violet.
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Says he wants to be a new asphalt road for Valentines Day because that's the only way he'll get laid.
02-15-18, 04:43 PM
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Spent his lunch hour stocking up on the Valentine's Day candy while it was on sale.
02-15-18, 05:24 PM
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Realized today his days as the playground bully are numbered as his shove has turned into push.
02-15-18, 10:58 PM
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Feels that today's children need to toughen up more, and has started his own after school program, in which he has devised numerous hardy courses for turning the weakling adolescents into lean and tough individuals, mirroring his own image. The curriculum includes many entry classes which include running with scissors, sticking metal knives into wall outlets, recess having his personally approved playground equipment from many years past, along with more advance courses, such as metal power line tower climbing, balcony pool diving, and flatulence igniting, being a few.
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Originally Posted by ahsposo
Says he wants to be a new asphalt road for Valentines Day because that's the only way he'll get laid.
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02-16-18, 08:42 AM
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The beer he had for breakfast wasn't bad, so he had one more for dessert.
02-16-18, 10:53 AM
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Found his cleanest dirty shirt.
02-16-18, 11:31 AM
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Even the crack of dawn isn't safe from him.
02-16-18, 11:38 AM
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Is still mad at Justin Bieber for making a fortune with his moves.
