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Old 04-09-18, 07:49 PM
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ahsposo has a fetish with goiters
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Totally realizes that ahsposo's stories about his fetish is laden with holes.
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Old 04-10-18, 09:47 AM
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Drilled holes in his titanium sporks for lightness until he realized he'd gone too far again.
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After placing numerous orders for custom built sporks, the DT Swiss company has now stopped taking his phone calls and emails, as well as the company security is now instructed to escort him of the grounds whenever tries to place an order in person.
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Old 04-12-18, 01:39 AM
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Figured the DT Swiss were supposed to be neutral.
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Stumped as to why the Swiss trademarked Delirium Tremors.
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Old 04-13-18, 02:39 AM
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Having spent a couple of winters in the Swiss Alps with nothing but cows and gawd-dammed yodelers for company, he fully understands why the Swiss invented the DTs...
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Old 04-13-18, 09:05 AM
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That's his yodel you used to hear on the Yahoo commercials.
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Old 04-13-18, 11:57 AM
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Old 04-13-18, 12:02 PM
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In his mind he's like a mighty monster truck but his transfer case keeps slipping.
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Old 04-13-18, 04:38 PM
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Is very proud of his off roading "Hold my beer" moments, especially this particular one, which went off closest to what he had planned to do....


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Old 04-13-18, 04:45 PM
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Thinks that will buff right out.
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Old 04-14-18, 01:24 AM
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Has mason jars out for the surgery.
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Old 04-14-18, 07:15 AM
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The Bureau of Statistics lists him as something of an anomaly as it turns out he doesn't have a Life Expectancy but has a Life Apprehension instead.
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Old 04-14-18, 09:00 AM
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Is going to come back and haunt each one of us after he's dead.
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While shooting for 'Smoldering', the Love Tester deemed him a mere 'Tried & True'.
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Old 04-14-18, 09:48 AM
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Is taking the condom snorting challenge very seriously; he's a Contender!

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Is the all time champion of Bill Engvall's "Here's your sign" awards.

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Old 04-14-18, 12:06 PM
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Krispy Kreme's "Customer of the Month" for 47 straight months.
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Old 04-14-18, 05:50 PM
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Was the sign changer but went AWOL for four years until the detectives brought him back.
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Though his license plate making days are now behind him, he now collects them, proudly displays them all around his home, and regularly tells his guests about his greatest accomplishment in life.
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Wants the European style plates so he can get his full name on there. Abby Normal.
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Claims his lies are protected by the paternity-client privilege.
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Filed a paternity suit against Dunkin' and Budweiser for his permanent 9th month look.
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Was chided for being a single Mother Of Invention.
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