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Old 12-29-18, 09:26 AM
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His life ambition is to some day make the coveted trek to the top of Mount Wannahockaloogie.
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Old 12-30-18, 02:16 PM
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Oh he's nuts alright...less than 50% peanuts by weight.
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Old 12-30-18, 07:11 PM
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Keeps a box of petrified potato latkes for biathlon practice.
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Is responsible for Lake Woebegone not being 100% above average.
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Old 12-31-18, 07:57 AM
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One of his New Year's Resolutions is to stop asking random strangers if his striped shirt makes him look too marsupialish.
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Keeps asking his financial adviser if his ship has come in.
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Old 12-31-18, 12:13 PM
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Still trying to figure out how to print Bitcoins.
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Old 01-01-19, 09:51 AM
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Keeps a large cache of Monopoly money buried in tin cans in his backyard, stashed in his mattress, hidden in walls, and under floor boards of his house.
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Old 01-01-19, 11:35 AM
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It may be a while before he posts again as during his annual New Year's Day bath he got caught in a rinse and repeat loop.
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Old 01-01-19, 09:01 PM
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Ancestry.com confirmed he has button-down genes.
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Old 01-02-19, 08:16 AM
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Discovered on Ancestry.com that all the apples always fell next to his family tree.
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Old 01-02-19, 08:27 AM
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His Adam's apple is a clip-on.
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Old 01-02-19, 05:36 PM
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Gets his sister to give him hickeys.
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Old 01-03-19, 09:33 AM
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Has fond memories of the canoe and paddle mounted on his man cave wall, and of all the folks he met on his trip down the Cahulawassee River.
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Old 01-03-19, 02:23 PM
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Squeals like a pig on demand.
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Is upset that no one says anything when he writes 2018 on a check but won't cut him slack when he dresses like it was 1980.
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Old 01-03-19, 04:00 PM
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His big claim to fame is credit in the Oxford English Dictionary for coining the word Checkuary to describe the period after the New Year when he misdates everything.
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Old 01-03-19, 06:04 PM
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Disliked the freezer bags with the space for the date as he didn't think anything gets to be too old to eat.
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Insists the ticks around his neck are just giving him hickeys.
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Old 01-03-19, 11:01 PM
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Parts his leg hair. The wrong way.
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Old 01-03-19, 11:24 PM
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Can quit lying, cold turkey but the bird has to be properly cooked.
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Still confuses "lie" and "lay".
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For him, there's no confusion with "lie" and "lay", if he lies to his wife, she lays him out with one of her infamous right hooks.
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Told TSA he got leid in Hawaii...has a cavity search fetish.
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For years, he brought his famous homemade doughnuts to work on a regular basis, when a co-worker finally asked him why the holes in his doughnuts were so small, the office mood quickly changed after he personally demonstrated how he did it. From then on, the office chipped in to buy their doughnuts from the local doughnut shop since.
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