Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2
12-30-18, 02:16 PM
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Oh he's nuts alright...less than 50% peanuts by weight.
12-30-18, 07:11 PM
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Keeps a box of petrified potato latkes for biathlon practice.
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12-30-18, 07:39 PM
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Is responsible for Lake Woebegone not being 100% above average.
12-31-18, 07:57 AM
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One of his New Year's Resolutions is to stop asking random strangers if his striped shirt makes him look too marsupialish.
12-31-18, 12:13 PM
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Still trying to figure out how to print Bitcoins.
01-01-19, 09:51 AM
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Keeps a large cache of Monopoly money buried in tin cans in his backyard, stashed in his mattress, hidden in walls, and under floor boards of his house.
01-01-19, 11:35 AM
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It may be a while before he posts again as during his annual New Year's Day bath he got caught in a rinse and repeat loop.
01-01-19, 09:01 PM
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Ancestry.com confirmed he has button-down genes.
01-02-19, 08:27 AM
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His Adam's apple is a clip-on.
01-02-19, 05:36 PM
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Gets his sister to give him hickeys.
01-03-19, 09:33 AM
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Has fond memories of the canoe and paddle mounted on his man cave wall, and of all the folks he met on his trip down the Cahulawassee River.
01-03-19, 02:23 PM
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Squeals like a pig on demand.
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01-03-19, 03:54 PM
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Is upset that no one says anything when he writes 2018 on a check but won't cut him slack when he dresses like it was 1980.
01-03-19, 04:00 PM
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His big claim to fame is credit in the Oxford English Dictionary for coining the word Checkuary to describe the period after the New Year when he misdates everything.
01-03-19, 06:04 PM
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Disliked the freezer bags with the space for the date as he didn't think anything gets to be too old to eat.
01-03-19, 09:05 PM
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Insists the ticks around his neck are just giving him hickeys.
01-03-19, 11:01 PM
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Parts his leg hair. The wrong way.
01-03-19, 11:24 PM
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Can quit lying, cold turkey but the bird has to be properly cooked.
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01-04-19, 07:26 AM
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Still confuses "lie" and "lay".
01-04-19, 08:07 AM
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For him, there's no confusion with "lie" and "lay", if he lies to his wife, she lays him out with one of her infamous right hooks.
01-04-19, 09:30 AM
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Told TSA he got leid in Hawaii...has a cavity search fetish.
01-05-19, 09:50 AM
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For years, he brought his famous homemade doughnuts to work on a regular basis, when a co-worker finally asked him why the holes in his doughnuts were so small, the office mood quickly changed after he personally demonstrated how he did it. From then on, the office chipped in to buy their doughnuts from the local doughnut shop since.
