Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2
11-28-19, 11:59 AM
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Is game for a turducken throuple though concerned that the turkey is being coy.
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...unconcerned about the coyness of the turkey, because he has seen the duck put out before, and the duck goes wild.
...unconcerned about the coyness of the turkey, because he has seen the duck put out before, and the duck goes wild.
11-28-19, 06:50 PM
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An accomplished and Olympic caliber Duck Duck player, he relishes wild duck.
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11-29-19, 01:45 AM
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Relishes ruining a good round of Marco Polo at the shallow end of the pool.
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11-29-19, 10:59 AM
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Up before dawn this morning to join the queue for the Black Friday Sale at Lies 'R' Us.
"I've got so many on my list to lie to!" he told Joe Momma, Street Beat Reporter for The Around Here Somewhere Daily Bugle. "Gosh and Gee Willikers! I have a list a 100 miles long! It includes some really important people I need a lie for. Trust me when I tell you this."
"I've got so many on my list to lie to!" he told Joe Momma, Street Beat Reporter for The Around Here Somewhere Daily Bugle. "Gosh and Gee Willikers! I have a list a 100 miles long! It includes some really important people I need a lie for. Trust me when I tell you this."
11-29-19, 11:49 AM
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Waking up in his usual pair of stained sweatpants with drool running down his face and only dim memories of last night he gradually realized today was no ordinary day as there were leftovers in the fridge.
11-29-19, 11:58 AM
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Has forgotten that the idea of this thread is "to tell a lie about the poster above" again.
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11-30-19, 12:09 AM
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...with the recent public opinion split between George and Kellyanne Conway, he now has complete command of the world's alternative facts. It's quite an important job, and he very much hopes he's up to the task.
...with the recent public opinion split between George and Kellyanne Conway, he now has complete command of the world's alternative facts. It's quite an important job, and he very much hopes he's up to the task.
11-30-19, 12:11 AM
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...can't understand why waking up in stained sweatpants is something you would ridicule.
...can't understand why waking up in stained sweatpants is something you would ridicule.
11-30-19, 08:15 AM
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Tells lies so nice he does it twice...
11-30-19, 04:55 PM
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Enjoying leftover lies from Thursday, and still wearing the same stained sweatpants.
11-30-19, 05:41 PM
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I can see the 50% off Black Friday coupon I gave him to shop at Bobbin Weave's Shop for Artisanal Slander and Home Made Facts went to waste.
11-30-19, 07:28 PM
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...now that the Christmas holiday season is officially upon us, he's looking forward to his Tuesday night gig as the volunteer emcee for karaoke at the Dew Drop Inn. For his fave regulars, he'll introduce with the famous, "And now, let's all GIVE IT UP for ..." Once the Christmas holidays start, there's a whole new karaoke catalog available. "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" averages about six times every Tuesday night in season at the Dew Drop.
...now that the Christmas holiday season is officially upon us, he's looking forward to his Tuesday night gig as the volunteer emcee for karaoke at the Dew Drop Inn. For his fave regulars, he'll introduce with the famous, "And now, let's all GIVE IT UP for ..." Once the Christmas holidays start, there's a whole new karaoke catalog available. "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" averages about six times every Tuesday night in season at the Dew Drop.
11-30-19, 09:52 PM
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Loves reindeer jerky, gets jerky reindeer. Santa didn't lock the medicine cabinet.
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Got the same coupons from Ahsposo I did, and didn't believe they were counterfeit. The store manager kept saying they don't use crayons to print their coupons, but he didn't believe them.
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Says art counts, but Art can't count.
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Is stockpiling massive amounts of "X" in preparation for an all out assault on Christmas.
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Wants me to believe this is the 'war on Christmas', it's a Hallmark of this card.
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He's next in the lineup of virtual assistants...Jeeves, Siri, Alexa, and now Bixby.
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His motto is "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Go around with toilet paper trailing from the heel of your shoe and the world laughs at you."
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...his go to karaoke song this time of year is "Merry Christmas Baby". Uses the backing track from the Charles Brown version. Still waiting to get treated nice.
...his go to karaoke song this time of year is "Merry Christmas Baby". Uses the backing track from the Charles Brown version. Still waiting to get treated nice.
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Misses being treated nicely at the free clinic. Really misses the method of getting there.
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Likes the free meals they bring him every day, but isn't sure about those striped jumpsuits he has to wear.
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...because he's tone deaf, he doesn't sing for karaoke Tuesdays at "The Wet Spot" bar in Waukegan. But he does get up sometimes (when he's had enough to drink), and do a karaoke strip dance to Adam Ant. No one seems to mind, which is about average for Waukegan.
...because he's tone deaf, he doesn't sing for karaoke Tuesdays at "The Wet Spot" bar in Waukegan. But he does get up sometimes (when he's had enough to drink), and do a karaoke strip dance to Adam Ant. No one seems to mind, which is about average for Waukegan.
