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Pcad's Cycling 101 for Freds. Lesson 3.

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Old 11-14-09, 08:33 AM
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Pcad's Cycling 101 for Freds. Lesson 3.

Yes, you can ride your bicycle in the rain. No you won't catch H1N1 or destroy the bicycle.

Do you have to be some kind of genetically engineered total friggin idiot to be a Fred or what? What's up with that?
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Is this a question or a statement? I'm confused already. Was this on the syllabus?
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Originally Posted by patentcad
Yes, you can ride your bicycle in the rain. No you won't catch H1N1 or destroy the bicycle.

Do you have to be some kind of genetically engineered total friggin idiot to be a Fred or what? What's up with that?
Pop quiz already? PCadU is tough. No, Fred's come in all shapes, sizes and intelligence. The appearance of rain fools some Fred's into thinking they are breaking a sweat which triggers the "slow down" protective mechanism.
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I like to ride in the rain because I can take a shower as I ride; two birds with one stone and all.
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You can ride in the cold & raid, but it might suck.
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be thankful you have not caught H1N1. If you value being able to even ride your bicycle.
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Originally Posted by roadiejorge
I like to ride in the rain because I can take a shower as I ride; two birds with one stone and all.
Not to mention washing the kit as well.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
Yes, you can ride your bicycle in the rain. No you won't catch H1N1 or destroy the bicycle.

Do you have to be some kind of genetically engineered total friggin idiot to be a Fred or what? What's up with that?
You forgot about carbon fiber... something about an implosion.
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Just so I'm clear on the definition of a Fred.
If you're not a dou chebag, then you're a Fred. Is that right?
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Just so I'm clear on the definition of a Fred.
If you're not a dou chebag, then you're a Fred. Is that right?
that's Mr. Lycra-clad-asshat thank you very much.
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Originally Posted by cmschmie
Just so I'm clear on the definition of a Fred.
If you're not a dou chebag, then you're a Fred. Is that right?
wrong. your are road nazi if you are not a fred. later.
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How about ocean overwash?



Yup!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVS2D5L8Kds
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Originally Posted by OBXCycling.com
How about ocean overwash?



Yup!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVS2D5L8Kds
Sorry - this was just disappointing. I had such high expectations of some massive wave appearing.
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Sorry - this was just disappointing. I had such high expectations of some massive wave appearing.
lol

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I thought freds all had fenders. So confused now
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Originally Posted by cmschmie
Just so I'm clear on the definition of a Fred.
If you're not a ******bag, then you're a Fred. Is that right?
Sounds about the way I read it.
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I like cool/cold weather riding. I think I look a lot cooler with tights and a "don't flatten me" bright yellow jacket than I do with shorts and a loose jersey. Maybe someday I'll look as cool as Prof. pcaddy. I bet he gets more ass than a toilet seat.
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lol

Iknowright?
How's the rain, wind, and storms out there? The wife and I spent 1/2 of our fall vacation in Nags Head and loved it, and are sorry to see the crap you guys have had the last few days.
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My course counselor said you were an easy "A".
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Originally Posted by tsohg
You can ride in the cold & raid, but it might suck.
Riding in bug spray would definitely suck!
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If you lived in a state where you could ride 350 days a year without rain I bet you'd feel differently.
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I rode 43 miles today in the light rain. I liked it.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
I rode 43 miles today in the light rain. I liked it.
43 miles in light rain?

...wimp ...lesson #9
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Originally Posted by rufvelo
43 miles in light rain?

...wimp ...lesson #9
Will you STFU? Half the idiots here didn't even ride 40 miles today.
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