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Old 08-08-07, 06:10 AM
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Man, this guy won't give up. You have to give him credit for sticktoitness. His claim of $300 new is pretty ballsy. I have never seen a royce union BMX bike that didn't weigh 30 pounds+.,,,,BD

https://houston.craigslist.org/bik/391906389.html

Um yeah.. it's blue and too tall for them. Giving their height would help, lol.

https://houston.craigslist.org/bik/391965052.html
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This sweet triathlon bike can be yours for only $100!

https://houston.craigslist.org/bik/392263360.html
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Old 08-08-07, 04:41 PM
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I've learned more from "Numbskull of the Day" than any other section on the forum.
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Old 08-08-07, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by jvan12345
This sweet triathlon bike can be yours for only $100!

https://houston.craigslist.org/bik/392263360.html
I love the shot by the pool.
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Old 08-08-07, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by matimeo
I love the shot by the pool.
That is to show it is a "real" triathlon bike.
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Old 08-08-07, 08:37 PM
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Two laps across the pool, three laps around it on the bike, and run to the fridge for a beer!
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Old 08-09-07, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by le brad
C&V is probably the least snarky, elitist list on the whole forums.
i'm usually in FGSS and he is telling the truth,
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https://houston.craigslist.org/bik/392732871.html just thought it was kinda intense, and funny.
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Old 08-09-07, 11:29 AM
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Craigslist is a home to scammers and poor spellers.
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Old 08-09-07, 01:21 PM
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don't you mean "pour speelers" ? and PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO GET YOUR ATTENTION and overuse symbols like @@@###$$$$$$$%%%^^^^^&&&****** that make me completely ignore their ads.
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Originally Posted by vpiuva
I love checking it to make sure my CL and eBay ads don't end up on here

I just wish they would show up in the "finds" sticky
me too!
I have posted (on Chi CL) a bike for a friend that wanted WAY to much for it, and was worried that i would end up here.
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Old 08-09-07, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by StokerPoker
don't you mean "pour speelers" ? and PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO GET YOUR ATTENTION and overuse symbols like @@@###$$$$$$$%%%^^^^^&&&****** that make me completely ignore their ads.
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Old 08-09-07, 06:45 PM
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I think this email exchange deserves a Numbskull nod. I've listed a crankset on Craigslist locally, and this individual inquired about it:

Him: (entirety of email message):
will that fit my 2003 cannondale caad4? it has a triple ring shimano(stock)
Me: (beware the long-winded response!):
Well, it depends on the BB spindle. Is it a square taper hole, or something splined like Octalink or ISIS?

https://sheldonbrown.com/bbsize.html#shimano

And then, going from a triple to a double, you'll need a different length spindle for a double than a triple to get a good chainline.

https://sheldonbrown.com/gloss_ch.html#chainline

And then you'd be better off with a Campagnolo compatible square spindle, because using a Shimano square spindle will change the chainline.

Then you'll have to deal with changing your front shifter, which is no big deal if it is a friction shifter...but if it is STI.

Is your triple crankset shot? Personally, I have triples on all my bikes, but then I live in a very hilly area.
Him:
i have no idea..i just ride them
Me:
In that case, sure, they'll fit.
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I got this one yesterday:

Him: is your bike still for sale

Me: Yes, both bikes are still available. Which one are you interested in? Here's my number. 555-xxxx.

Him (still in email): the blue one

I didn't even bother responding.
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Old 08-09-07, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by JunkYardBike
Him: (entirety of email message):
will that fit my 2003 cannondale caad4? it has a triple ring shimano(stock)

Me: (beware the long-winded response!): Well, it depends on the BB spindle. Is it a square taper hole, or something splined like Octalink or ISIS?

https://sheldonbrown.com/bbsize.html#shimano

And then, going from a triple to a double, you'll need a different length spindle for a double than a triple to get a good chainline.

https://sheldonbrown.com/gloss_ch.html#chainline

And then you'd be better off with a Campagnolo compatible square spindle, because using a Shimano square spindle will change the chainline.

Then you'll have to deal with changing your front shifter, which is no big deal if it is a friction shifter...but if it is STI.

Is your triple crankset shot? Personally, I have triples on all my bikes, but then I live in a very hilly area.

Him: i have no idea..i just ride them

Me: In that case, sure, they'll fit.
Why do I hear your response in a Chip & Dale Chipmunk voice?
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Old 08-09-07, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Roll-Monroe-Co
Why do I hear your response in a Chip & Dale Chipmunk voice?
Not sure, I don't usually hear voices when I read.
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Old 08-09-07, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by bjke
https://houston.craigslist.org/bik/392732871.html just thought it was kinda intense, and funny.
And the guy took the ad down. That was the funniest part of the whole thing!

I was the guy the whiners were posting about earlier in the week. Everyone, and I mean everyone is calling any bike they're selling, a cruiser. If the stupidity spreads any further, you will have to look at EVERY ad if you're truly interested in a cruiser, and not a Huffy three speed. One guy even called a raleigh sports a cruiser. I got no response from him when I inquired about his reasoning.

The usual response is this word for word. "You must a lot of time on your hands if you're cruising CL" blah blah. Blah blah blah, get a life"
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Old 08-10-07, 02:13 PM
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Not too numbskully -- other than the "touring bag" should be on the saddle -- but I think the mirror is adjusted so the rider sees themselves ...

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/bik/393332291.html

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Old 08-10-07, 02:54 PM
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Check out the fork on this Peugeot U08. Other than the S curve, it rides fine.

https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/bik/394013847.html

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Originally Posted by nlerner
Check out the fork on this Peugeot U08. Other than the S curve, it rides fine.

https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/bik/394013847.html

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Wow, you beat me by 8 minutes. Does he know how bad that looks?
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Originally Posted by nlerner
Check out the fork on this Peugeot U08. Other than the S curve, it rides fine.

https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/bik/394013847.html

Neal
I quote:

Picture tells story....
Oh, the dramatic irony...
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I've just recently started lurking on eBay and it seems to me that if you mention "NJS", "Track Bike" or "Fixie", you can sell any old Hi-ten frame for big bucks. And even though I'm hardly an expert on bikes, I notice so many people appear to have no clue about what they are selling. I say "appear" because I get the feeling the sellers can't possibly be that dumb/ignorant.

There's a guy selling a Gitane Tour de France but he calls it a C Service Course. He then photographs the bike but doesn't provide a nice bottom tube shot which would give us the name of the bike. Why? Apparently several people think this bike is the bomb because they've jacked the price right up with several days to go.

I guess with thousands of eyes watching eBay, a good bargain is not really going to happen that often. Especially not when you add in shipping.

Is this true? I have no way of knowing because where I live, the used bike market is practically nonexistent.

Garage sailing must be the way to go. A good way to combine riding with bargain hunting. But will the spandex make it harder to strike a deal?
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https://tampa.craigslist.org/bik/392658508.html

ha ha
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Ebay Item # 290148624576

This guy didn't take his lithium. Hilarity ensues.
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Old 08-11-07, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by bbattle
Garage sailing must be the way to go. A good way to combine riding with bargain hunting. But will the spandex make it harder to strike a deal?
That's what I've been doing lately... Thur through Sat, I garage sale on my bike ride. Whenever I see a bike I pull in. If it's not for sale, it's someone else shopping with a bike, and we talk. Then the garage sale people offer to fill my bottles with ice water! I wear a skort, not noticeable biking gear, so I think if I wanted to buy a bike, they wouldn't get any ideas of it being valuable.

Haven't found anything yet, but I've made a couple new bike friends, and one day I'll score big!
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