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Old 07-24-14, 12:15 PM
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Came up with the idea for Sheldon Cooper's Council of Ladies.
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He's not crazy, his mother had him tested.
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He's real. And he's spectacular.
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He is remarkably perky for his age.
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Would really like one.
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His double-reverse mortgage was a steal.
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Is a lesbian trapped in a man's body but is in therapy to come to terms with it.
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His mother lied on his Birth Certificate. His name is really Ignore.
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In nineteen minutes his area is going to be a cloud of "vapor" the size of Nebraska.
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MI6 refers to him as the plaque.
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His prized possession is a plaque-mounted M-16.
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Is promoting his new fad diet book "The Catfood Diet" on the talk show circuit.

He hacked up a hairball in front of Oprah and millions of TV viewers today.

That was priceless!
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Old 07-28-14, 02:07 PM
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while declaring his love for trsidn
he jumped up and down on oprahs couch

he has since tried to tell people
it was the alien beings living on his body
that made him do it
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Types with his tongue.
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If ever arrested for a crime, is planning on using the 'alien possession' defense, noting how well it always worked on Star Trek.
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Says "Beam me up Scotty" every morning as he gets out of bed.
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After years of practice, now has all the makeup and costuming necessary to pass as a really good Orion slave girl, complete with green skin.
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after years of pinning up the tips of his ears
he is disappointed that he still can not pass as a Vulcan

he has sent his application to be science officer anyways
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