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Old 07-16-19, 11:01 AM
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Knows not the power of the spork.
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Old 07-16-19, 03:49 PM
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...went to last year's Halloween party dressed as a spork. Got drunk, blacked out, and woke up covered in potato salad.
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Old 07-16-19, 07:28 PM
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Will never grok the spork.
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Old 07-16-19, 11:45 PM
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Dresses up in the last fashion designer cookware.
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Runs like the winded.
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Old 07-17-19, 07:19 AM
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...still has the runs. People told him not to drink the water.
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Old 07-17-19, 07:44 AM
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At his age, there hasn't been a bathroom that he never liked.
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Old 07-17-19, 09:12 AM
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...has never pee'd in the back yard.
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Old 07-17-19, 08:10 PM
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Pees from the safety of his porch.
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...all he is saying, is give pee's a chance.
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Ever since he was a young tyke he’d drop his pants, put his hands on his hips, bend backwards and let it rip shouting “Hey gang, it’s the pee’s arch”.
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Old 07-17-19, 10:09 PM
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...he's been using the pseudonym, "I.P. Freely", ever since he first heard it in junior high and thought it was cool.
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Uses his coke spork to comb his nits out and scoop them up for an evening snack.
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Old 07-18-19, 03:02 PM
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Marching to the beat of his own drummer, he had a Pepsi spork made while everyone else was using coke sporks.
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Old 07-18-19, 06:29 PM
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...spent the entire day looking for the pornographic image that got @dynodonn banned.
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Was the model for that pornographic picture.

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Old 07-18-19, 11:10 PM
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Has no idea what one of those is. Thinks it must involve jelly donuts though as they are the devil's confections.
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Old 07-18-19, 11:12 PM
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OMG that's not a lie about Dynodonn!
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Believes the rumors that dynodonn had his account hacked by the Russians and they posted that file.
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Knows that he hacked into Dynodonn's account and posted pictures of himself.
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...spends hours every day in his ongoing project to hack into Youporn and Photoshop clothing onto the on screen images.
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50 years ago he was giggling about the pronunciation of Uranus, and still is today.
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Told him that pie was a tool of the devil and he thought donuts were safer.
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Knows it's going to be another weekend of meth and gators, the only question is if the gators are going to be on meth too.
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...once posed for a pornographic picture dressed in nothing but gaiters, with a gator strategically positioned over his wee wee.
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