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Old 07-19-19, 06:48 PM
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Has a pornographic goiter that gave him the nickname “Two Heads”.
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Old 07-19-19, 07:07 PM
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...started a cult based on the belief that the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. It provides a good living.
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Old 07-20-19, 05:37 AM
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Little known @3alarmer fact: He won the Nobel Prize in Economics in 1937 for proving that the myth of rain falling mainly on the Spanish plain was responsible for the Great Depression.

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Old 07-20-19, 08:22 AM
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...his career as a young, hip social media influencer peaked when he invented the use of "wut ?" instead of "what ?" in humorous texts messages and postings on cool, fashionable internet web sites like teh Biekforooms.
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Old 07-20-19, 09:12 AM
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...never thought he would live long enough to burn through that Nobel prize money from '37. He's now considering a new gig as a social media influencer.
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Old 07-20-19, 09:27 AM
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He's a social under the influencer.
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Old 07-20-19, 09:28 AM
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Puts the a in asocial.
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Old 07-20-19, 09:32 AM
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...once publicly accused Bernie Madoff of being a socialist.
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Thinks capitalism means not using lower case letters...
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Old 07-20-19, 03:03 PM
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...when he was in third grade, he amazed all his teachers and classmates by memorizing and repeating all the US state capital cities in alphabetical order. It took him over a year to memorize them all, but to this day he feels it was his greatest accomplishment in life.
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Confessed at Feeling Anonymous that he frequently gets “in touch with himself”.
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Puts his underwear on one Depends™ at a time.
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Old 07-20-19, 10:57 PM
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...doesn't wear underwear. He feels like it just slows you down.
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Stunt double in Boogie Nights but fired when the studio found him stealing the lotion from union members.+
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Will tell anybody who'll listen "I don't need no lotion because I has the motion!"
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Old 07-21-19, 11:52 AM
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...is the original writer of the song "I second that emotion." There was a long and expensive legal action initiated against Smokey Robinson and his music publishing company to recover damages, but he eventually ran out of financial resources and had to let it go. Curiously enough, he is also the guy who originally wrote "Let it be."
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Began his illustrious music career playing the horn of dilemma...
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Had a cigar but still has to ask which one is pink.
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Spent a wasted youth confused by the double negatives in the line "I can't get no satisfaction" even though he tried, and he tried and he tried to understand them.
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...he recently came upon the term "corn smut", and has been doing sporadic Google searches for Iowa themed porn for the last three weeks. Can't quite get that Michelle Bachmann corn dog photo out of his mind.
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Named his new pickup truck Gamera because it's big, stupid and slow and it's made in Japan.
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If you guys keep it up in P&R I'll never be lonely here.
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...thinks there is someone in the P+R who can still keep it up.
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