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Old 08-30-19, 03:42 PM
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...on the last day of the annual Labor Day retreat, he always makes up an enormous commercial baking pan of dingle berry shortcake so everyone can enjoy a piece.
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Modeled for that ad. Craigslist was not amused.
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Thinks Labor Day celebrates childbirth.
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His mother still has regrets.
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Family reunions are dominated by egrets.
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Met his wife at a family reunion.
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His wife traded up from him at the last family reunion.
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...that recipe for delicious dingle berry shortcake goes back four generations in his family.
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4 generations in his family only goes back 60 years
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Born a beatnik, raised a hippie, says “reefer & acid get you edibles, including berries of the dangling type”.
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It's "berries of the dingling type" you ninny. The "dingle" they don't "dangle".

There's a big difference, you know, between a dingle and a dangle.
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...recently asked by a young female friend if he had a dongle she could borrow, he created quite a scene.
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Is way too interned in assposo' catheter.
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Says the guy that claimed dibs on it when it comes out...
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...he's thinking about coming out, but continues to weigh his options.
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He only wants to see you underneath the purple rain.
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Purple haze all in his brain
Lately things just don't seem the same
Actin' funny, but he don't know why
'Scuse him while he kiss the sky
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His strawberry fields are not ripe yet.
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Is beyond ripe. The buzzards are circling.
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His bird has flown.
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... brought down the house at the Karaoke Korner Bar in Dalton, Georgia one Tuesday in November 2014, with his soulful and melodic cover of Free Bird. There was not a dry eye in the place that night.
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His once burgeoning career as a TV preacher was devastated by the now infamous The Bird is The WORD broadcast...
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...just another taker, he never gives the bird to anyone he feels might benefit from it.
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Unable to take the pressure, he's already given up on not lieing for another year.
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...never feels the pressure because he's not wearing any pants. It just goes where it wants to go.
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