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Old 11-06-19, 07:16 AM
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Makes a comfortable living just on tips alone working as a merkin groomer at the Tav.

"There are tips, sweetie, and then there are Tips" he explained to Bertha Few Stiffens, staff columnist for Parade magazine in a piece for Parade's annual The Worlds Dirtiest Jobs issue.
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Had to clean up for that interview.
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Wonders if he needs to get a virginity check.
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Claims to be an immigrant, but he's actually from West Virginia.
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No country would claim him, he's like the lost luggage circling the baggage carousel of life.
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Old 11-13-19, 06:22 AM
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Decided it was time to try a little Muskrat Love. Was delighted to find a receptive Muskrat Susie and was consequently quite disappointed when "she" was actually Muskrat Sam.
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Known far and wide for his impressions of Microsoft Sam...and Sue.
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Old 11-16-19, 06:38 PM
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Still waiting for that update to finish downloading.
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Old 11-17-19, 09:27 AM
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Over on ethicsforums.net his username is no_morals?
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Over on ethicsforums.net his username is no_morals?
And yours is nomoralsnopantsnoshame.
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His primary talent is pointing out the obvious.
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I avoided that site, my freedom was at stake.
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Mr. Rogers complained to the HOA about his yard.
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Has enough spreadsheets and plans for Black Friday lie sales to make NASA and TPC jealous.
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Is proud that he is the last person using a dial up AOL account; he says he can't give it up because it's like incest at this point: cheap, domestic and familiar.
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Advises his patients that yoga is the leading cause of male ponytail growth.
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His cross training class involves nails, scourges and jeering mobs.
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That's his fan club.
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Once clubbed his fan because he was too hot.
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He is suing Mattel. The new Lyin' Barbie and Cheatin' Ken bear an uncanny resemblance to him and the missus.
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Is an incurable romantic; bought his long time girl friend a new battery powered zircon encrusted air pump and naval tattoo themed patch kit for their 5th anniversary.
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His parents were frequently heard saying things like "why us" and "what have we done to deserve having a child like him" during his youth, and we're talking in their sleep only part of the time.
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