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How to get rid of the 'bulge' in your lycra?

Old 10-30-05, 12:47 PM
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Just lmao here, funniest thread in a while.
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Old 10-30-05, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by KirkeIsWaiting
this thread is usless without......
lmao heres a pic for you.
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Old 10-30-05, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by alison_in_oh
I would not say PLENTY of flesh. But at least she has *some* padding over her ribs, which is more than you can say for most women in the limelight.

I'll admit to peeking at the package when surrounded by Lycra-clad fellows at a bike race. But it's the rear view that really makes me happy -- mmm, tight cycling butt in Spandex.

must admit im not a fan off the catwalk thin as bones look, just looks so disgusting, prefer some meat on my girls.

and yes id agree i love looking at the female cyclist bum
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Old 10-30-05, 02:56 PM
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You are just demonstrating that you get excited while cycling
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Old 10-30-05, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobmo
this forum is great, where else could we discuss bulges?
In a Hernia forum?
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Old 10-30-05, 08:17 PM
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No more embarrasing than a woman in a spandex top in a sudden cold breeze.

Me, i hang my helmet on it when i go into a store, that way noone will stare!
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Old 10-31-05, 12:12 AM
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hmm.. should I request for a closed topic? or delete?
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Old 10-31-05, 01:33 AM
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Why? This is a good thread!
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Old 10-31-05, 02:26 PM
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Roger,

Are you 89? or born in '89? if the first is true, check for enlarged prostate. If the latter, dude! take a cold shower or look at pictures of dead rabbits before you go out bikin'.

But if you are like me, walk into a cafe/bistro loaded with babes and strut around. There will come a time in life when you'll wish you had done that.
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Old 10-31-05, 05:22 PM
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I wear my bulge with pride! so what if the bulge is big, nobody sees it while riding. When I stop I intentionally stretch up to showoff the bulge... man, does that really piss off those small bulge guys!

Besides, the chicks do love the bulge! Admit it girls!
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Old 11-01-05, 07:02 AM
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I'm born in 1989.. hahaha..
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Old 11-01-05, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by mellowdave
COndi is the furthest thing from hot my man. Have you been out of the house latley? Do you live in inner city istanbul? WTF?


THIS would qualify as hot.
Indeed, this is hot. I can't help being attracted to brains, however, in addition to hot bods. Call me strange.
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6 pages and no one has realized that this is much more of a problem for a young man of 16 than it is for most of us, uh, older guys? When I was Roger's age, I always wore loose-fitting clothes (except when the gf insisted otherwise).

And there were hardly any lycra-clad females back in-- well, back in whenever it was I was 16 and became, uh, excited multiple times every hour.

(Roger: wear the baggy bike shorts. Just between you and me, I still have to wear them).
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I avoided reading this thread unitl now. Just the title made me look the other way. However, just like a car accident, I couldn't help but to rubber neck. (140 replies & over 6100 views)

After just browsing this thread;
I can't believe it was possible for me to loose 10 IQ points and still operate a keyboard. I can honestly say, I am more stupid now because of this thread. I've also wasted 5 minutes of my life.

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Old 11-03-05, 02:58 PM
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Go get a pair of baggy shorts and a girlfriend to help relieve some of the bulge.

Sounds like it's time to close this thread.
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Old 11-04-05, 09:06 AM
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Dude, I'm certainly no pro-biker by any means but I wear shorts over the lycra.

I can't believe how many people want to show off a buldge when it's mostly DUDES out there biking. So you got a bunch of dudes on the local roads showing of their buldges to each other.....sorry but thats ghey....not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Old 11-04-05, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Tequila Joe
T.J.
I swear, every time I see your avatar with melon helmet cat I snicker. I've only seen it forever, but ... How in the heck did they get that thing on the cat's head? Look at the cat's face, it's looks so freakin' annoyed. I love it.
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Old 11-04-05, 10:39 PM
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OK -- this has gone on "long" enough ;-)

Has it ever occurred to you breeders that not ALL chicks dig bulges?

And not ONLY chicks dig bulges?

. . . enjoy your last few years of hetero-privilege. ;-)
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Originally Posted by chrisvu05
reduce the bulge?!?! are you kidding me? my biggest problem is trying to make the bulge visible! LOL
haha that's pretty funny

but anyways.. just keep on riding and you will eventually just get use to it.. and if you were to ever be involved with a sponsored road biking event... everyone wheres the shorts.. and MOST everyone have visible "bulges".
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Old 11-05-05, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by rachmiel99
OK -- this has gone on "long" enough ;-)

Has it ever occurred to you breeders that not ALL chicks dig bulges?

And not ONLY chicks dig bulges?

. . . enjoy your last few years of hetero-privilege. ;-)

Oh god, calm down. I don't think anyone in this thread ever said that all chicks dig bulges (hell, its even been mentioned that many girls who are straight don't like the bulge).

I'm pretty sure its been mentioned that some guys may like the bulge.

Hetero-privilege? Oh come on. What does that have to do with your dong showing in bike shorts.

What are you like the black panther of GLBT? Stop preaching, jesus. I'd bet if we took a poll in here an overwhelming majority of the straight people here would be Pro- Gay Marriage. So stop it.
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Originally Posted by substructure
I swear, every time I see your avatar with melon helmet cat I snicker. I've only seen it forever, but ... How in the heck did they get that thing on the cat's head? Look at the cat's face, it's looks so freakin' annoyed. I love it.
I'm not sure where he actually got the avatar, but here's some background on the pic:
https://www.tech-sol.net/humor/funphoto148.htm

True? >shrug<
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Old 11-05-05, 10:29 AM
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That site has a virus..
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That site has a virus..

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Originally Posted by roger89
That site has a virus..
No. Just some optional program which may be spyware or may not be. Gee....
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Originally Posted by jbhowat

What are you like the black panther of GLBT? Stop preaching, jesus.:

I prefer to think of myself as the GLBT member of the black panthers.

Who's this "jesus" you refer to?

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