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Old 03-13-19, 05:03 PM
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Thinks it may be time to start unloading his Beanie Baby collection and rake in the dough.
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Old 03-14-19, 07:25 AM
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Is still receiving royalty checks for being the inspiration for The Garbage Pail Kids.
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Old 03-15-19, 05:13 PM
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Thinks the soured milk in his fridge proves he has culture.
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He had hopes in being an NFL great, such as his idol William "The Refrigerator" Perry, but only attained affectionate adulation from his family and friends as the benchwarmer, "The Fridge Raider".
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Old 03-16-19, 10:12 AM
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Will set his clocks ahead an hour again due to having so much fun doing it last week.
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Reset his gnomon, then patiently waits to see the shadow move back at 2am.
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At his age, whenever he jaunts out on his bicycle, he constantly grumbles on his returning home about being constantly dropped by a bunch of Three Toed Sloths.
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Old 03-17-19, 11:53 AM
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Can't remember what Sloth is anymore but is vaguely aware of being pretty good at it.
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Actually mated a sloth with a glutton and, lo and behold, he got @dynodonn!
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Old 03-18-19, 07:04 AM
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Scientists round the would were astounded to find that his DNA was an identical match to the ingredients list of Dunkin donuts.
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Was alarmed when after dropping the kids off at the pool, to see they were all in the shapes of Lucky Charms.
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Wanted a cowgirl in the sand, ended up in a van down by the river.
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Stuck in Lodi again.
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Monday, Monday, he can't trust that day.
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Constantly clicks his Ruby Tuesday Slippers together, and keeps repeating, "There's no place like Dunkin', there's no place like Dunkin"
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Still drinking green beer for breakfast
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Being an avid Rolling Stones fan, he will only eat at Ruby Tuesday restaurants, and when the local franchise closed , he begrudgingly gave up his prized spot down by the river, and had his van towed to the nearest town with an RT.
The current Ruby Tuesday manager is fine with the van parked in the parking lot, but does have an issue with the load of beach sand and kiddie wading pool next to it.
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Old 03-19-19, 11:17 PM
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Brief to a fault.
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His chicken cloaking device is finally ready for market.
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He didn't count on the Romulans de-clucking.
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A noted breeder of prize winning tribbles.
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Still trying to find the brake pedal on the Enterprise.
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Cleared his Chrome browsing history "from the beginning of time". Now has no concept of time.
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Was all about that Tribble, no bass.
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Peed in a women's restroom while loudly stating "I am going boldly where no man has gone before!"
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