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Old 12-02-20, 08:40 AM
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He keeps getting robbed of his Danish rolls whenever ahsposo yells "Squirrel!"
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...has functioning mouth parts, but they resemble those of the common wood tick.
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He is now a international star after lip syncing Marcel Mareau's hit song "STFU" on Tik Tok.
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Was a member of the notorious '80s boy-band The Rice Krispies. He was known as Krackle and, along with Pop and Snap his bandmates, had a meteoric rise to fame and stardom with their unique sound. It all came crashing down when it was revealed they had become, mainly due to excessive use of refined sugar, soggy in milk and resorted to lip syncing their performances.
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...a great fan of French popular music, he knows who Marcel Mareau is. In the Saturday night drag shows, where he performs at The Gay Blade in downtown Savannah, his Edith Piaf impressions often bring down the house.
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His "Unboxing of My Lies Volume IV" videos are to die for.
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Is an international expert of lies. He can tell when and where they were created in seconds, often with more accuracy than his GPS.
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Finds his lies under sofa cushions along with spare change.
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...after a lifetime of breeding dogs, to create a new breed that lacks the loyalty and friendliness of most dogs, he has succeeded.
He was about to announce the new breed, the Ahsposhound, at this year's AKC grand champion show at Westminster.

Then, in a sudden flash of inspiration and humility, he decided to name the breed the DonnieJ Setter.
"There's no way I can compete, in terms of jacking the dog," he thinks to himself with admiration for the President in his heart.
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Can remember the last post I made on BikeForums before tonight.
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...after a lifetime of breeding dogs, to create a new breed that lacks the loyalty and friendliness of most dogs, he has succeeded.
He was about to announce the new breed, the Ahsposhound, at this year's AKC grand champion show at Westminster.

Then, in a sudden flash of inspiration and humility, he decided to name the breed the DonnieJ Setter.
"There's no way I can compete, in terms of jacking the dog," he thinks to himself with admiration for the President in his heart.


The tapes of ahsposo's Setter, along with him in a fire hydrant costume, have gone viral worldwide.
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After learning about NASA being able to buy moon rocks for $1.00 he's frantically trying to figure how to be the first to grow lies in space. "I've got to beat those pantsless marsupials to space" he says, "they've done enough damage to my terrestrial lie business and that stupid koala doesn't even know what terrestrial means".
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Remembers when lies only cost a nickel.
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...when lies only cost a nickel, he had a great business selling them to his friends at three for a quarter.
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Remembers when the lie repairman would come by the house and fix a lie by changing out various vacuum tubes.
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Used his lies so often when he was young you could start to see them turning into the truth.
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He was just a young punk in middle school when he started with fibs. In high school he got into little white lies but in college his use of mendacity and prevarication was on such a scale he was recruited to produce militarized Whoppers and cluster lies for some of the shadowy "Alphabet" agencies. He burned out rather spectacularly and ended up here, in the junkyard of liars.
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...laying the groundwork for three new pages of lies about his junk.
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He always get embarrassed when he sees everyone staring at his junk.


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Dreams of living in such opulent splendor. Or anywhere that isn't made out of cardboard.

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...recently installed an above ground swimming pool next to his van, down by the river. He needed a place to entertain, now that the Malibu beach house is on the market.
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Still has a bad crush on Malibu Barbie...
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...has a huge collection of Barbie dolls, because they let you do anything to them. You don't even have to be famous.
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He will never play with anatomically correct Ken dolls, since he feels that their hands are bigger than his.
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